second snark.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

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[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Or you could stay the hell away from me. That would work just fine too.

[horschestra]

D --> I play to win

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

And I'm not playing at all. So I'll say it again, and maybe it will sink into your thick skull this time - stay the hell away from me. I'm warning you now, I know how to get a restraining order and I'm not afraid to do it.

[horschestra]

D --> We will see about that

[notvictorious]

No, we won't. Meeting in the living room, right now. Yes, Nepeta can come.

[horschestra]

D --> Not for too long, we have business of udder importance to attend to

[notvictorious]

Then I hope you get the order the first time.

[horschestra]

D --> Ok

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I don't have to come, do I? I mean, voluntarily putting myself in the same room as him seems kind of suicidal, at this point.

[notvictorious]

No, that'd be a dumb idea. We could meet up and I could try and explain things about this guy a little bitter in person? I swear this isn't an elaborate trick to mark you.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

That would probably be a good idea. If I need to get a restraining order, I guess I should at least have his name on file.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

And I really don't care about getting marked. What I care about is sustaining permanent physical injuries in the process.

[notvictorious]

Just saying, I'm not that diabolical.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... thanks.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You don't really seem like the diabolical type, anyway. They're usually prone to more outbursts of maniacal laughter.

[notvictorious]

I'll keep that in mind.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Are you planning on becoming more diabolical in the near future?

[notvictorious]

Trying to avoid it actually.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... well, I'll be happy to offer my expert maniacal laughter detection skills, if you want.

[notvictorious]

Sounds like a fair trade.

[reanimated]

Har har bloody har, time for you to fuck right off.

[notvictorious]

Knock it off, Nathan, she doesn't mean anything by it.

[reanimated]

Ohhhh I see how it is. Alright, carry on then.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I believe I was talking to him, not you.

[reanimated]

Carry on!