second snark.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

Comments

[notvictorious]

Just saying, I'm not that diabolical.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... thanks.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You don't really seem like the diabolical type, anyway. They're usually prone to more outbursts of maniacal laughter.

[notvictorious]

I'll keep that in mind.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Are you planning on becoming more diabolical in the near future?

[notvictorious]

Trying to avoid it actually.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... well, I'll be happy to offer my expert maniacal laughter detection skills, if you want.

[notvictorious]

Sounds like a fair trade.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Good. We can shake on it when we meet up for that not-marking-me session you mentioned.

[reanimated]

Har har bloody har, time for you to fuck right off.

[notvictorious]

Knock it off, Nathan, she doesn't mean anything by it.

[reanimated]

Ohhhh I see how it is. Alright, carry on then.

[notvictorious]

I'm just saying don't jump down people's throats for no reason. I'm trying to be nice.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... did I say something?

[notvictorious]

It's best not to listen to Nathan.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

True. It's just ... um, nevermind, I guess.

[reanimated]

No no no, I get it, normally I'd go into how you could do better and all that rot but times and tough and beggars can't be choosers so carry the fuck on, my friend.

[notvictorious]

Shut up.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I believe I was talking to him, not you.

[reanimated]

Carry on!

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Is there a reason you feel the need to insert yourself into conversations that don't concern you, or is it just habit by now?

[reanimated]

It concerns me! I'm his wingman, it definitely concerns me.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Wingman?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Oh, brother.

[reanimated]

Yeah, it's like that.