second snark.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

Comments

[horschestra]

D --> I practice the noble and STRONG art of archery

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

So does Cupid.

[horschestra]

D --> Who is this f001ish "Cupid"

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

A big guy who runs around in a diaper and shoots people with arrows to make them fall in love with each other.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Or tasers, I guess. The guy I met seemed pretty up on his technological doo-dads.

[horschestra]

D --> I cannot think of anything more ludi%

[horschestra]

D --> Stop attempting these distra%ions

[horschestra]

D --> You are the enemy

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... You're not even making real words.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You don't happen to play football, do you?

[horschestra]

D --> You are the one conjuring false words

[horschestra]

D --> It's disgusting

[horschestra]

D --> You will stop

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Repeated traumatic brain injuries would definitely explain your condition.

[horschestra]

D --> I am not injured

[horschestra]

D --> I am a dignified highb100d, and you will pay me proper respect

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Well, I was trying to be nice. Brain damaged doesn't sound quite as harsh as brain dead. But if you insist.

[notvictorious]

Don't talk that way to people!

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

At least he's upfront about his elitist snobbery. You gotta give him credit for that.

[notvictorious]

I don't give racists any credit.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... He's a racist?

[horschestra]

D --> Why not

[notvictorious]

Because she doesn't follow you're screwed up caste system.

[horschestra]

D --> That matters not

[notvictorious]

Yes, it does!