second snark.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

Comments

[notvictorious]

You know you can't hurt her, right?

[horschestra]

D --> I don't plan on hurting her

[notvictorious]

And you didn't plan on ripping the door off the oven, but look what happened.

[horschestra]

D --> I said I would fix it

[notvictorious]

And the microwave..

[horschestra]

D --> What e%actly is your point

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I guess it's a good thing I traded in all my hinges a few years ago.

[notvictorious]

Oh yeah, doors are pretty much a luxury our apartment hasn't seen in months.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You live with this guy?

[notvictorious]

Not by choice.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

My condolences.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

What's his damage, anyway?

[notvictorious]

I don't know, he's deeply disturbed. I'll make sure you don't get hurt though.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Wait. You think he's going to hurt me? Who is this guy, the Zodiac Killer's archery-obsessed third cousin?

[notvictorious]

He's just really strong.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Strong enough to punch a marker through a teen girl's not-unusually-frail skull?

[horschestra]

D --> To say the least

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You know it's not a game if you end up murdering me, right?

[horschestra]

D --> Then I ask for your cooperation

[horschestra]

D --> So that we may do this in the least painful way possible

[horschestra]

D --> I hope you realize how e%cruciatingly degrading this is for me

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Or you could stay the hell away from me. That would work just fine too.

[horschestra]

D --> I play to win

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

And I'm not playing at all. So I'll say it again, and maybe it will sink into your thick skull this time - stay the hell away from me. I'm warning you now, I know how to get a restraining order and I'm not afraid to do it.

[horschestra]

D --> We will see about that