second snark.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

Comments

[notvictorious]

Don't talk that way to people!

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

At least he's upfront about his elitist snobbery. You gotta give him credit for that.

[notvictorious]

I don't give racists any credit.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... He's a racist?

[horschestra]

D --> Why not

[notvictorious]

Because she doesn't follow you're screwed up caste system.

[horschestra]

D --> That matters not

[notvictorious]

Yes, it does!

[horschestra]

D --> Regardless of her flagrant disrespect for the hemospectrum, she remains my target

[notvictorious]

You know you can't hurt her, right?

[horschestra]

D --> I don't plan on hurting her

[notvictorious]

And you didn't plan on ripping the door off the oven, but look what happened.

[horschestra]

D --> I said I would fix it

[notvictorious]

And the microwave..

[horschestra]

D --> What e%actly is your point

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I guess it's a good thing I traded in all my hinges a few years ago.

[notvictorious]

Oh yeah, doors are pretty much a luxury our apartment hasn't seen in months.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Wait. You think he's going to hurt me? Who is this guy, the Zodiac Killer's archery-obsessed third cousin?

[notvictorious]

He's just really strong.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Strong enough to punch a marker through a teen girl's not-unusually-frail skull?

[horschestra]

D --> To say the least

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

You know it's not a game if you end up murdering me, right?

[horschestra]

D --> Then I ask for your cooperation

[horschestra]

D --> So that we may do this in the least painful way possible

[horschestra]

D --> I hope you realize how e%cruciatingly degrading this is for me