first delivery

[subspaceflowers]

Wow. So... yeah. How long does it take until you can keep your head from exploding after finding out that your entire life was a lie made up by some weird chinese-canadian guy? I'm still peeling chunks of my skull off of the sidewalk.

Well, I guess if you want a new start, this is definitely the newest and start-iest of them all. Be careful what you wish for, right?

Anyone need a delivery girl? I'm available for hire starting... hm. I guess as soon as I dislodge some of my gray matter from a nearby tree.

Comments

[reanimated]

Yeah well, he could stand to have a few deliveries thrown his way too if you know what I'm getting at.

[subspaceflowers]

You did not seriously just suggest what I think you were suggesting.

[reanimated]

Course I did.

[subspaceflowers]

Sorry, handsome. My vagina is not yours to sell.

[reanimated]

Well maybe you'll change your mind!

[subspaceflowers]

And you think that you're going to be the one to change it? Yeah. Good luck with that one.

[notvictorious]

See what I meant?

[subspaceflowers]

You forgot to mention the part where he's a pig

[notvictorious]

That's what I sorta meant by 'gross'. Also this is pretty tame for him. Sorry.

[subspaceflowers]

Great. I'd love to see him on his game. Thank God he's hungover. Is he always this charming to girls he meets?