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The Master | Thomas Kreise ([personal profile] neverstops) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-10-07 02:14 pm

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I have been asked to make a statement concerning the confusion of the past week.

We ask for your cooperation in this confusing time; while the New Moore Police Department works to repair the damages from this unfortunate event. It is not the policy of the NMPD to discuss the ongoing investigation into the use of this as of yet unidentified hallucinogenic. It is at this time we feel it necessary to remind the public that New Moore does not support vigilante justice. Any actions viewed as such may result in the detaining and questioning of those involved.

Due to the nature of this event, no one has yet been deemed responsible for the events that transpired, be they real or imagined. No lives were permanently lost and New Moore will repair all damages caused by the incident. Any actions taken toward individuals under the perceived sense of justice for imagined crimes will be in direct contempt of this statement. Persons involved will be brought in for questioning as deemed necessary for the safety of New Moore and held for observation until such time as they are deemed safe to the public.

Thank you for your attention and cooperation,
Police Chief Thomas Kreise
reanimated: (taking the piss)

[personal profile] reanimated 2011-10-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY SAY NO BODY
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[personal profile] squidissension 2011-10-08 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
wwho the fuck are you
reanimated: (piss & vinegar)

[personal profile] reanimated 2011-10-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Someone who spent loads of time palling around with ghosts.
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[personal profile] squidissension 2011-10-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
and im supposed to givve a shit about this wwhy
reanimated: (yes yes whatever you say)

[personal profile] reanimated 2011-10-08 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Cos if that was considered valid evidence you'd be fucked five ways from Tuesday. Nothing personal, I just tend to hate people who murder my friends. Funny, that!
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[personal profile] squidissension 2011-10-08 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
i dont evven knoww you howw wwould i havve killed your friends
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[personal profile] reanimated 2011-10-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't quite figured that out yet, aside from you being a weird little psycho.
notvictorious: (you've been the)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2011-10-08 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nathan, it wasn't him.
reanimated: (that'd be interesting if i cared)

[personal profile] reanimated 2011-10-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
If it types like a murderous alien foetus and it looks mostly like a murderous alien foetus then chances are it's probably a murderous alien foetus.
notvictorious: (I cursed the day that I'd learned)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2011-10-08 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine, drop it.