REGARDING YOUR RECENT LAPSE IN BRAIN ACTIVITY!

[ihateyouetc]

HEY ASSHOLES

AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.

A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT

/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\

WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.

JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.

AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY

WHAT.

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[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, STOP FUCKING ME UP.

[riseup]

you stop fucking me up!!!

[riseup]

anyway, that is exactly what cats are like.
and pretty much all earth animals, i am sure.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH.
ALTERNIA HAD A LOT OF CREATURES.
LIKE, A LOT MORE THAN YOUR STUPID HUMAN EARTH CREATURES I BET.
PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THEM LOOKED THE SAME IF THEY WERE THE SAME TYPE OF CREATURE, THOUGH.
NOT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE.
A LOT BIGGER, TOO. THEY WERE ALL INCREDIBLY DEADLY
AND WOULD KILL US IF WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR LUSII WITH US
BUT THOSE SAME RIDICULOUS MONSTERS ARE THE ONES THAT TAKE PITY ON GRUBS
AND BECOME THEIR LUSII SOMETIMES.

[ihateyouetc]

WITH YOU DUMB HUMANS, IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE DIFFERENT BREEDS TOO
WITH YOUR DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, SKIN COLORS, HAIR COLORS, NO HORNS, AND EYE COLORS THAT WON'T REFLECT YOUR BLOOD COLOR
SO I GUESS YOU GUYS AREN'T COMPLETELY BORING TO LOOK AT.

[ihateyouetc]

UH
I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY, YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
AND SO ARE YOUR POUNCEBEASTS.

[riseup]

i am sure if rose was here, she could explain cat breeds to you.
but i think it helps that most of our earth animals are not actively trying to kill us.
we keep a lot of them in zoos or as pets and we like looking at them.
since alternia monsters are all kinds of crazy with the killing, maybe it doesn't matter so much how they look.

[riseup]

you're stupid.
the end!

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE HELL IS A ZOO

[ihateyouetc]

AND FUCK YOU
YOU CAN'T JUST END AN ARGUMENT LIKE THAT
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY "THE END" DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE IT THE END.

[riseup]

oh jeez, bullshit.
you do that all the time!

[riseup]

a zoo is a place where humans put wild animals on display.
like, animals that have not been domesticated so we can't keep them as pets.
or they are too big or too dangerous or too far away for anyone to ever see up close.
so they put them in little habitats and you get to walk around and look at all of them.
it is pretty neat, but sometimes a little sad.

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT.
WHEN I DO IT IT'S ACTUALLY THE END OF THE FUCKING DISCUSSION.
END OF THE FUCKING DISCUSSION.
NOW, ONTO MORE ABOUT THIS "ZOO"

[ihateyouetc]

SO BASICALLY IT'S A PLACE WHERE HUMANS ENCLOSE RARE OR DEADLY CREATURES IN ARTIFICIAL ENVIRONMENTS
AND THEN HUMANS GATHER AROUND AND STARE AT THEM?

[riseup]

yeah, that is basically 100% what it is.
there are also petting zoos with less dangerous animals, and you can touch them or feed them.
man, i can't even count all the zoo field trips i went on.

[ihateyouetc]

THAT SOUNDS STUPID AND POINTLESS
BUT FEFERI WOULD PROBABLY LIKE IT.

[splashes]

OMG
)(OW FINTASTIC DO-ES T)(AT -EV-EN SOUND KARPKATFIS)(
I want to see!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

IT SOUNDS FUCKING AWFUL.
WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT GOING TO STARE AT A BUNCH OF HUMAN EARTH CREATURES IN ARTIFICIAL ENVIRONMENTS.
WE ALREADY SAW A TON OF THAT SHIT ON THE METEOR.

[splashes]

I t)(ink you are forgetting t)(e critical factor, )(ere!
FUNNY )(UMAN -EART)( CR-EATUR---ES!!
T)(at is )(ardly t)(e same as t)(e t)(ings we saw on t)(e meteor.