REGARDING YOUR RECENT LAPSE IN BRAIN ACTIVITY!

[ihateyouetc]

HEY ASSHOLES

AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.

A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT

/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\

WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.

JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.

AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY

WHAT.

Comments

[squidissension]

i didnt pull you out a your fuckin cavve to havve you fuckin lecture at me kar

[squidissension]

if you ask me it looks like you and ter havve some pretty contentious shit to resolvve

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK OFF.
WHATEVER WE HAVE OR DON'T HAVE TO RESOLVE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCKING FANCY THAT



AND I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO LET YOU IN
SO I GUESS WE BOTH GOT FUCKED ON THIS ONE

[squidissension]

wwhatevver you still did wwhat you wwere supposed to

[riseup]

i will assume you are implying that the most recent stupid thing i did is more stupid than all the other stupid things i have ever done, and that you are aware that you said that last time, and the time before, and the time before.
p.s. "weekend day afternoon" does not even make sense, fucknuts. it's just "weekend afternoon."

[ihateyouetc]

CONGRATULATIONS. HAVE A POUNCEBEAST.

[ihateyouetc]

AND SHUT UP. MY WAY STILL WORKS.
END OF DISCUSSION. I WIN; YOU LOSE, AS USUAL.

[riseup]

beats me why davesprite is here, but i am glad.
hey...
are you sure you are ok about sollux?

[ihateyouetc]

WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

[tastes]

K4RK4T
W3 N33D TO T4LK >:OOOO
4S4P 4ND NON3 OF YOUR ST4LL1NG MR V4NT4S!!!!

[squidissension]

told you

[ihateyouetc]

JEGUS, TEREZI
OF COURSE WE CAN TALK BUT
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TAKING HIM SERIOUSLY.

[rocketchair]

yOU KNOW, uHH, wHEN jUNPEI DISAPPEARED, yOU TOLD ME, uHH, aBOUT jADE,
aND HOW, uHH, sHE DISAPPEARED ONCE, bUT THEN SHE CAME BACK,
sHE DIDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING, bUT, uHH, aT LEAST SHE WAS oK,
aND, tHEN jUNPEI CAME BACK, uHH, aND IT WAS, eXACTLY THE SAME,

[rocketchair]

wELL, uHH, i THINK sOLLUX WILL BE oK, tOO,
hE'S GONE, bUT, uHH, i DON'T THINK ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED,
aND MAYBE, uHH, hE'LL COME BACK, oR NOT,
bUT, i THINK IT'S LIKE YOU SAID TO ME, uHH, tHAT ONE TIME,

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

It looks like you've got your work cut out for you.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING GET, I GUESS.

[ariseanew.livejournal.com]

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY I FIGURE IF YOU AND FEFERI GET PISSED AT ANYBODY THEY PROBABLY DESERVE IT
BUT I DON'T WANT ANY IDIOTS TO GET ANY IDEAS.

[splashes]

I )(ope you're rig)(t!
About )(im being okay.

[ihateyouetc]

I JUST HOPE HE WENT SOMEWHERE BETTER THAN BACK TO HIS FUCKING TIMELINE
BECAUSE IF HE WENT BACK TO WHERE HE WAS FROM
HE HAS A LOT MORE SHIT TO DEAL WITH THAN WHAT HE DEALT WITH HERE AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER SINCE HE WON'T REMEMBER WHAT HE WENT THROUGH HERE, BUT.

[ihateyouetc]

THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE.

[coloredstrings]

there you are!!!!!!!
just when i was beginning to miss your angry gray text too :p

[coloredstrings]

i dont know why davesprite is here
but im glad he is
i was worried about him!

[coloredstrings]

umm....
are you sure youre ok??
about sollux i mean