REGARDING YOUR RECENT LAPSE IN BRAIN ACTIVITY!

[ihateyouetc]

HEY ASSHOLES

AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.

A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT

/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\

WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.

JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.

AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY

WHAT.

Comments

[splashes]

But w)(at I am trying to say is t)(at I miss )(im too.

[ihateyouetc]

YOUR GOOD AUTHORITY WAS THOSE HORRIFIC FUCKING MONSTERS
OF COURSE WE WEREN'T EXACTLY GOING TO LISTEN TO THAT NONSENSE.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT YEAH, I KIND OF GET IT NOW
ARADIA KEPT SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT TOO.

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S JUST
IT'S FUCKING WORSE SINCE ALL THAT SHIT HAPPENED
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A BREAK
BEFORE HAVING TO GO BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT SHIT
IF THAT'S WHERE HE ACTUALLY WENT.

[splashes]

)(-EY! Just because t)(ey are atrocious looking does not mean t)(ey don't )(ave important t)(ings to s)(are.
T)(ey were able to reunite us across time and space! And beyond deat)(, too.
So it's kind of a perspective t)(ing!
But besides t)(at...

[splashes]

You are not blaming yourself, are you?

1/???

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
NO
OF COURSE I'M NOT
THAT'D BE SILLY
HOW CAN IT BE MY FAULT HE DISAPPEARED.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TAVROS AND I THINK I HAVE A CURSE OR ANYTHING

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN

[ihateyouetc]

ASIDE FROM THE CURSE THAT I PUT ON EVERYONE ELSE

[ihateyouetc]

WHEN I RAN THAT FUCKING STUPID COMPUTER VIRUS THAT SOLLUX SENT ME

[ihateyouetc]

THAT MADE MY COMPUTER EXPLODE

[ihateyouetc]

AND DOOMED EVERYONE'S LUSUS

[ihateyouetc]

AND KILLED ALL OF THEM FOREVER

[ihateyouetc]

UNTIL THEY CAME BACK AS SPRITES, EXCEPT ARADIA

[ihateyouetc]

WHO WAS HER OWN SPRITE AND THEN DIED AGAIN, THUS PROVING THEY WERE DOOMED FOREVER

[ihateyouetc]

AND STARTED THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHITHIVE DISASTER.

DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

OTHER THAN THAT, I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE AT ALL FOR SOLLUX DISAPPEARING.

Re: DONE.

[squidissension]

uh yeah that shit aside

[splashes]

)(us)( your nub!

[squidissension]

cmon he wwas askin for that

[splashes]

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U)( )(u)(.

[splashes]

Sometimes you are really terrible at being convincing.

[splashes]

Anyway, you didn't curse anyone, stupid.
Only a complete blubberbrain would believe somet)(ing like t)(at.
W)(ic)( I believe you are not!
Most of t)(e time.

[splashes]

I only asked because of your ridiculous tendency to assume responsibility for t)(ings like t)(is!
But I mean...
I apparently came back, no?
So maybe t)(ere is a c)(ance Sollux will come back safely too.