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thoughtformed2011-10-28 04:11 am
ihateyouetc) wrote in thoughtformed2011-10-28 04:11 am
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REGARDING YOUR RECENT LAPSE IN BRAIN ACTIVITY!
HEY ASSHOLES
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.
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I THINK WE'RE COMING UP ON A NEW RECORD!
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I JUST WANT THE HUMANS OUT OF IT.
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WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T I?
YOU'D DIE IF YOU WERE LEFT IN THERE.
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I WOULDN'T JUST LET YOU FUCKING DIE IN THERE.
I MEAN, YEAH IT WAS DIFFERENT BEFORE WE GOT HERE
AND I SAID I'D KILL YOU
BUT THE WAY SHIT WENT DOWN THEN WAS DIFFERENT.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY NOW.
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THE FACT THAT HE COULD SHOW UP DOESN'T MEAN HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO
AND IF JACK DOES SHOW UP, IT MIGHT BE OUR JACK
NOT JOHN'S OUTRAGEOUSLY OSTENTATIOUS ONE
GAMZEE MIGHT NOT DO A DAMN THING.
KANAYA HASN'T EVEN MADE A MOVE AGAINST YOU
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN THIS TIME.
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NOBODY WANTS TO SEE TERRIBLE SHIT HAPPEN TO YOU.
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NO MORE OF THIS SHIT WITH THE HUMAN TELEVISION SET.
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THERE'S THIS WEIRD HUMAN DOG PICTURE ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX.
IT'S COMPLETELY STUPID.
WHAT ONE DID YOU GET.
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