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[The dry sarcasm in Johanna's voice won't sound new to anyone, but something about the rhythm of her speech is off. For one thing, there are more thoughtful pauses. For another, she doesn't sound nearly as angry as usual.]

All right. I think I can legitimately say this is the weirdest thing that has happened to me so far since I got here.

Maybe not until I actually got a look in the mirror, though.

Let's get a headcount going as quickly as possible: who's affected and who isn't? is this a straight-up trade, or a little more random?

[The video feed switches on at this point, revealing Johanna, wrapped in a bathrobe, her expression skeptical (but in a subtly different way than usual).]

This is Tim Drake, and since I'm not in my own room, I'm guessing this is weirder than just a transformation-- I'm in Johanna Mason's body.

Feliks, I'm going to tell you to stop now. You don't need to say it.

Comments

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

WOW

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Not the first word that occurred to me.

I'm guessing this isn't Jade.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM ITS ME

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Hello, Feliks.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM LOOK I HAVE GLASSES

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I caught that.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

I am so much cuter than you right now.

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I am not going to argue about this.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

You're that weird girl!!! and I'm this cute little girl with HEADBANDDDSSSS

imagine his tone of voice as he says this

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your newly expanded wardrobe is delightful.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

Don't be such a grump. You might get a date like that.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Feliks... you haven't noticed that I've been dating?

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

who WHAT WHO

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Ramona Flowers? I met her at the party we held. I mean, we're both pretty busy, but I've been seeing her regularly since then.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmygosh

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You really didn't know?

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YOU ARE SO SNEAKY

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I wasn't trying to keep it a secret. You've just made it such a point to know everything about my personal life, I figured you'd noticed.

I did wonder why you hadn't said anything.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

I guess I've been like caught up in being abandoned by my best friend AGAIN

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Sorry Feliks. If it helps, I'm not going anywhere.

Well, apparently into other people's bodies, but other than that...

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

hmp

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Besides, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

you are lucky youre like totally cute most of the time

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think I'm still pretty good, at the moment.