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[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

[The dry sarcasm in Johanna's voice won't sound new to anyone, but something about the rhythm of her speech is off. For one thing, there are more thoughtful pauses. For another, she doesn't sound nearly as angry as usual.]

All right. I think I can legitimately say this is the weirdest thing that has happened to me so far since I got here.

Maybe not until I actually got a look in the mirror, though.

Let's get a headcount going as quickly as possible: who's affected and who isn't? is this a straight-up trade, or a little more random?

[The video feed switches on at this point, revealing Johanna, wrapped in a bathrobe, her expression skeptical (but in a subtly different way than usual).]

This is Tim Drake, and since I'm not in my own room, I'm guessing this is weirder than just a transformation-- I'm in Johanna Mason's body.

Feliks, I'm going to tell you to stop now. You don't need to say it.

Comments

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

It's locked, alarmed, and booby-trapped. I'm looking out for my body's safety, here. I'd tell you to ask Feliks to assure you it's a bad idea, but he's probably not... at home... right now.

[notvictorious]

Closet later. First I have to get back to my place and get my marker and take you out.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Giving yourself away in advance. Not a good idea, even with an advantage like that.

You're out of luck if I get to the marker first, Mancha.

[notvictorious]

Ugh! You can't steal markers! That's clearly against the rules.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

The rules weren't meant to cover this situation.

[notvictorious]

You can't know that. Stay out of my apartment or I will open that closet. Not my body, what do I care what happens to it.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

If I stay out of your apartment, you stay out of my closet as long as this lasts. Deal?

[notvictorious]

Deal.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

All right then.

Your next target is going to be Jenny. You're probably going to have better odds of getting her now, if someone else is confused and disoriented in her body.

[notvictorious]

Thanks. Doesn't seem fair but.. oh, well. I marked a kid.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Just be glad I already got Mrs. Pond.

[notvictorious]

Dude, I can't believe you're a girl.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I'm having some trouble with that myself.