eighth delivery

[subspaceflowers]

So I've decided that this island needs a big Christmas party. The adult kind. With real egg nog and wassail, and music, and lots and lots of mistletoe just to keep things interesting.

It's weird. I usually let other people coordinate the parties, but to actually be the host for once actually sounds like fun.

So where do we wanna party? Who wants to come?

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

Keep it safe, man. I don't want to get arrested or anything

[reanimated]

You're kidding, right? No one gets arrested here.

[subspaceflowers]

Are you serious?

[reanimated]

Think about it and try to tell me I'm wrong, yeah?

[subspaceflowers]

I guess you're right, but I don't really make it a habit to hang out with people who deliberately break the law.

[reanimated]

Yeah cos a little recreational fun is the same as savagely assaulting someone, right? Cmon don't worry about it, I won't bring anything too horrible.

[subspaceflowers]

It might be if you're giving them to kids. Which there won't be at my party. Ever.

You assault a lot of people, then?

[reanimated]

Good, the first and only rule of any great party is NO FOETUSES.

[reanimated]

And if you've not noticed, I'm the one who gets assaulted!

[subspaceflowers]

Must be because you're so punchable.