sloppy makeouts

[decelerates]

its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it

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[roseate]

This is the point I've been trying to illustrate.
Admittedly minus the absurdly optimistic pricing.

[decelerates]

optimistic
what are you trying to say here

[roseate]

Supply and demand.
That is a positively delirious amount of money.

[decelerates]

its gonna go to a good cause

[roseate]

I would call that optimistic even if the demand wasn't being perfectly met by the supply.
I hesitate to ask what sort of cause all these dollars might be supporting.

[decelerates]

the demandees dont know what theyre missing out on obviously
and if youre hesitating
then dont ask plain and simple
i just saved you the trouble
so youre welcome

[roseate]

Building a nest?

[decelerates]

oh hahahaha yeah thats real fucking clever lalonde
out of the plethora of answers you couldve used you went with the most obvious one
you deserve a pat on the back for that

[roseate]

There's a nice simplicity in the obvious sometimes.
Very tidy and elegant.
Seriously, what are you are going to do with $413.

[decelerates]

i dont know how you managed to misspell insufficient and ludicrous but you did it somehow
and wheres the fun in telling you

[roseate]

Insufficient and ludicrous are good descriptors for your too-obvious marketing ploy here.
The reward of a reprieve for unpacking your phallus-riddled subconscious is reward in and of itself.
Unless you are spending it on bird feed, in which case that is just pitiful enough to sway me to the donation cause.