sloppy makeouts

[decelerates]

its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it

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[riseup]

that's a little steep.

[decelerates]

times are rough man
a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do to survive in this joint

[riseup]

so what, are you just going to stand under the demon mistletoe like a big dork?

[decelerates]

well yeah what else am i supposed to do
cant exactly run around like a chicken with my head cut off cause i cant you know im practically stuck here
so im just going to stay rooted in this one spot and maybe doze off like sleeping beauty
wait on my prince charming to come and rescue me from the grip of the sandman and demon mistletoe
and before i forget
who are you calling a big dork
last i heard thats your reigning title

[riseup]

oh jesus christ, are you stuck too?

[decelerates]

[decelerates]

hey egbert

[decelerates]

you can see me right

[decelerates]

now why dont you feast your eyes on whats hovering right above me

[decelerates]

and now tell me what is wrong with this goddamned picture

[roseate]

This is the point I've been trying to illustrate.
Admittedly minus the absurdly optimistic pricing.

[decelerates]

optimistic
what are you trying to say here

[roseate]

Supply and demand.
That is a positively delirious amount of money.

[decelerates]

its gonna go to a good cause

[roseate]

I would call that optimistic even if the demand wasn't being perfectly met by the supply.
I hesitate to ask what sort of cause all these dollars might be supporting.

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[decelerates]

its not working so far so i think im gonna have to switch to plan b soon enough
but ill give it another hour or two
maybe ten

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[decelerates]

might wanna come closer
i cant exactly go around yelling out my secrets

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[tastes]

PUT 1T ON MY T4B!

[decelerates]

are you actually gonna pay

[tastes]

4 L4DY DO3SNT K1SS 4ND T3LL >:]

[decelerates]

sounds like a rip off

[tastes]

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