sloppy makeouts

[decelerates]

its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it

Comments

[decelerates]

might wanna come closer
i cant exactly go around yelling out my secrets

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[decelerates]

gotta be way closer than that

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[dick in your face

literally a giant penis of a man now standing before your shitty stand]

[decelerates]

[ SO UNFAZED AND CHILL even with that dickbag in his face. wow.

he holds out his hand expectantly. ]

Pay up.

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[Just stares at it for a second before he gives him a low-five.]

Feel like we need to have the talk.

The one where I tell you 'bout ambition or some other trite bullfuck to keep you from becomin' a teen prostitute.

[decelerates]

[ Stares at the lowfive. Stares up at Bro.

He is not amused. ]

But I'm not even gonna pay attention.

[illinest.livejournal.com]

[Wow what crawled up your cloaca and died.

Crowlaca.]

You will when I lay out the greenscreen and Belair-style rhymes, kiddo.