sloppy makeouts

[decelerates]

its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it

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[riseup]

do you need me to send someone to rescue you?

[decelerates]

hey man youre the one who owes me

[riseup]

what?
what do i owe you for???

[decelerates]

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[decelerates]

youre fucking with me right

[riseup]

no...?

[riseup]

and i don't have $413!
not in real people money anyway.

[decelerates]

give everything up and then turn into a half bird ghost whatever mixup just so you can save a guys life and this is the kind of thanks i get
my efforts arent even a fucking blip in your accursed memory yeah thanks for remembering bro it warms me up to know that what i did didnt even merit a spot in your peanut-sized brain

[decelerates]

whatever bro
friendship rescinded

[riseup]

what

[riseup]

do i really need to come rescue you from demon mistletoe to prove that i value you as a friend and a lifesaver.

[decelerates]

nah
tz already offered

[riseup]

this is not the end of this conversation!

[decelerates]

yeah ok