http://morsporta.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] morsporta.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-01-11 11:45 pm

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For all of you who are unfamiliar with a comet collision, I will make this brief.

The comet with hit earth. Fragments may break off into the atmosphere, possibly causing multiple collisions. Six teratons, was it? Twenty-five megatons would flatten reinforced concrete buildings in a radius of five miles around ground zero. This would be four-hundred thousand times the force. And the worst they're worried about is a few tsunamis? It's enough to knock the earth from its axis. This tiny island, if not already obliterated by the impact, will be at the bottom of the ocean before it hits.

If we somehow do manage to survive the impact and its immediate after-effects, we can look forward to a post-impact winter. The comet should have enough force to knock enough dust into the atmosphere to make it bone-chillingly cold until the turn of the next century.

Classes will continue as scheduled.
reanimated: (you're serious? what the fuck!)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly you lived.
reanimated: (taking the piss)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well wouldn't it be fucking fantastic if we could leave!
reanimated: (i sense adventure)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a challenge?
reanimated: (that'd be interesting if i cared)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine it'll lose its novelty after a while, yeah.
reanimated: (oh for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well thanks for somehow making an apocalypse MORE depressing, love.
reanimated: (boring shit)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
You've thought this out.
reanimated: (piss & vinegar)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Any of those things you've thought out happen to be solutions?
reanimated: (you're serious? what the fuck!)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
If I've only got a few days left to be a screw up then I'll be as stupid as I want, thanks.
reanimated: (serious talk time all right)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be wasting it getting piss drunk. Fatalistic little fuck, aren't you?
reanimated: (oh that's just not right)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Christ I hope I'm less boring when I'm your age.
reanimated: (i know i'm amazing)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-01-13 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
No, fuck that. I've got this under control.