notjohnsmith: (dismissive)

[personal profile] notjohnsmith 2012-01-15 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! While I might or might not buy our your entire stock is a question with more variables than any person in this situation could take the time to calculate, but certainly I would like to know the nature, usage, and price of every helpful item you're currently offering! In fact, if mine is the first such request, that would seem to be a shock on a magnitude extreme enough to be measured on the Richter scale!
notjohnsmith: (caught)

[personal profile] notjohnsmith 2012-01-15 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Then... you don't even know what products you're selling might be beneficial to the continued survival of people on the island? Were you expecting your customers to display the improvisational genius of an unlikely Scotsman working for an even more improbable charitable, humanitarian intelligence agency?
notjohnsmith: (the thinker)

[personal profile] notjohnsmith 2012-01-15 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'm afraid I am no longer interested in making a purchase.