just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

rabbit

thing

seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)

ive got all this chocolate

is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate

its fine im fine everythings ok

eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine

the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate

like holy shit

so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok

fuck

Comments

[roseate]

Aren't you decked out in superhero pajamas as well, or did you ditch your hood the moment it was physically possible?
Continuing the line of questions, how the hell did you managed to buy out an entire candy shop without managed to acquire anything caramel. I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to disavowal any knowledge of genetic similarity.
When they inevitably haul you away after your eloquently-described fit attention-starved fit, you would be better off using your phone call on more forgiving parties, such as Jade.
Perhaps being possessing part-dog attributes will lend her to be more loyal than I in the face of a caramel-less existence.

[clockrocket]

no ive got those but theyre for special occasions
if its the only thing ive got in this new place (other than the shades) i dont want to fuck them up
and i told you i just stocked up on the largest chocolate bars they had
swept em off the shelf
stacked them in my dinky fucking cart
paid a goddamn pittance and then walked away feeling like one hell of a chocolatier
im willy fuckin wonka today rose

also i cant give jade any chocolate if shes a dog now dude thats just horrible
do you want me to kill her
i cant live with that on my conscience

[A small flutter of hope. Are all his friends in this place?]
is harley seriously here though

[roseate]

Obviously she is.
How else would I be able to conduct clandestine tests on the extent to which dog tier is a literal thing.
Preliminary results indicate that it's rude to deny a lady chocolate, Strider.

[clockrocket]

im gonna find something thats chocolate-free until this experiment can be run several more times with conclusive evidence
did that store still have caramels
or those vanilla tootsie rolls

[roseate]

There she goes.
She HASS the caramel.

[clockrocket]

yeah exactly
see i knew youd get it

[roseate]

Excellent.
References secured and set aside for a moment, let's talk timelines.

[clockrocket]

youre talking to the time master right here
what can i do for you ms lalonde

[roseate]

I don't actually care much about the timey-wimey thing.
I do, however, think it would be beneficial to establish from whence you hail in order to avoid a migraine.

[clockrocket]

last i remember egbert just threw a pail in karkats face and he freaked out
flipped his shit
flew off the handle
the handle was just absolutely encrusted with troll fecal material
thats how much he flipped
airborne excrement rose

so yeah somewhere somewhen around that
the meteor had just started to get boring