just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

rabbit

thing

seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)

ive got all this chocolate

is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate

its fine im fine everythings ok

eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine

the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate

like holy shit

so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok

fuck

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[clockrocket]

im gonna find something thats chocolate-free until this experiment can be run several more times with conclusive evidence
did that store still have caramels
or those vanilla tootsie rolls

[roseate]

There she goes.
She HASS the caramel.

[clockrocket]

yeah exactly
see i knew youd get it

[roseate]

Excellent.
References secured and set aside for a moment, let's talk timelines.

[clockrocket]

youre talking to the time master right here
what can i do for you ms lalonde

[roseate]

I don't actually care much about the timey-wimey thing.
I do, however, think it would be beneficial to establish from whence you hail in order to avoid a migraine.

[clockrocket]

last i remember egbert just threw a pail in karkats face and he freaked out
flipped his shit
flew off the handle
the handle was just absolutely encrusted with troll fecal material
thats how much he flipped
airborne excrement rose

so yeah somewhere somewhen around that
the meteor had just started to get boring