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[notvictorious]

So it actually took this long to get the computer up and running again.

Tim. Everybody. I'm really sorry for that thing I posted. What I did. There is literally no way to talk about this without sounding like a bigger culo than I already am, so can we skip to the part where everyone is mad at me or something?

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[reanimated]

What? Who's mad at you? No man, it was hilarious.

[notvictorious]

Whatever, man. Have you heard from Jenny yet?

[reanimated]

Still waiting on that.

[notvictorious]

Sorry.

[reanimated]

Oi would you stop apologising? Wasn't your fault, everything ELSE was hilarious, case closed. Everyone's a winner.

[detectivewonder]

We need to talk.

[subspaceflowers]

Are you actually sorry, or just sorry that you got counter-hacked?

[notvictorious]

I am legitimately 314% sorry. It was really screwed up.

[subspaceflowers]

Yeah. It was.

Question is: Why do it in the first place? Anyone could have seen that shitstorm coming from miles away.

[notvictorious]

I don't know. I wouldn't have done it any other time. I don't want to blame it on that chocolate stuff though, that's just trying to avoid responsibility for what I did, right?

[notvictorious]

Except for everyone I embarrassed!

[notvictorious]

Yeah.

[subspaceflowers]

Pretty much.

You invaded someone's privacy, and then posted it all over the network where others could see it too and get pissed off at the person you wronged, leaving him with his proverbial dick in his hand while he tried to clean up the mess that you made.

I don't think anyone's gonna feel bad for your computer, dude.

[notvictorious]

I wasn't looking for sympathy.

[subspaceflowers]

What you did really upset a lot of people, man. Even Nathan, who's supposed to be your friend.

I think he and Tim really deserve the biggest apologies.

[notvictorious]

Look, I get that. I know who are my friends here, trust me.

[notvictorious]

And it looks like what upset Nathan was what your boyfriend said about Jenny.

[subspaceflowers]

Which he wouldn't have had to say if you hadn't posted that list.

[notvictorious]

Oh, no way are you going to blame the list for what Tim said. I'll apologize for posting it, but not for people being jackasses because of it!

[subspaceflowers]

I'm not defending what he said, it wasn't any of his business, but Tim did have to defend what was said on the list that you posted.

[detectivewonder]

That was your desktop and not your own mainframe I crashed, right?

[notvictorious]

Let's just say if you'd have managed that I wouldn't be apologizing.

[notvictorious]

He doesn't have to say someone is cheating.

[subspaceflowers]

Who was he to know that she was? Some people like open relationships and to be honest, I'm kind of surprised that Nathan is all about being monogamous.

[detectivewonder]

Wanted to be sure.

Given that I'm less sure about my computer security than I used to be, I'd rather have this conversation in person. It won't take long, and I'm not planning to hit you over the head with anything.