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Before a certain lady-boy cop gets on my arse, I AM SPEAKING IN HYPOTHETICALS

Alright, look. I've put up with this shit fucking island for almost a month now, and a relatively sober month at that! So I'll say this as politely as I know how: does anyone here know where a guy could hypothetically procure a little grass? Not that I think I'll have much luck, the whole lot of you seem really fucking uptight.

Or else I'm just going to spend the rest of my stipend on lager. Believe me, there's no other way to make my flatmate even a little bit entertaining.

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What do you mean? It's all over the ground.

Ohhh never you mind you adorable little thing.

Is this another of those things that means something it isn't?

How about if I find some, I'll let you know and show you a good time, yeah?

Sounds like fun. Though I'm not sure how much of a good time can be had with plants.

So what's your name? For future reference of course.

Jenny! What's yours?

Jenny Jenny Jenny, lovely name! I'm Nathan.

Pleasure to meet you, Nathan.

Oi!

What?

Oh, too bad my brother ain't here, I bet bein the only supply in town he could make a mint off ya!

Your brother?

Netherlands!

Ohhh. Yeah that'd definitely be useful HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

I guess hypothetically I'd suggest takin a look at that potentially shady pawn shop keeps bein advertised, you think?

But I thought they sold antiques and Chinese food and offers to find missing persons and... I think I see where you're coming from now.

Valued customer, see you soon!

Thanks mate!!!

'Hypothetically'.

Yep, loads of hypotheticals flying all around like wee little bluebirds.

I hope so.

So move along, nothing to see here, just pleasant hypothetical conversation!

I, uh... wouldn't recommend giving a zombie alcohol.

PLEASE, I wouldn't waste it on him. I'm the one who has to pound it back to make him less of a fucking colossal bore!

... Have you tried asking Lau?

Well as far as talking about it on a network where there are prissy lady-boy cops is concerned, NO.

Hypothetically, that would mean YES. In case you're slow.

I see - and I think you just blew your cover.

Cover? What cover? I've got nothing to cover for, mate. Got it?

Got what?

GOOD MAN(?).

.... Yeah.

Ughhh what is it with this place and lady-boys and boy-ladies, I don't get it, I really don't.

I've never noticed a problem.

No offense man but I find that hard to believe, you look like a weird virgin.

... Really..?

Uh yeah to say the least.

I had no idea.

Well that's what I'm here for man, to educate you weirdos on how us normal folks see you!

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