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[hawkingbird]

I was worried at first when they said I would have to stay at this "Four Saisons", but I've got to admit, it's just as nice as any Four Seasons I've been in.

Still doesn't mean I'm loving the whole "being held here against my will" bit though. Look, I've got summer prep classes to go to, and while my dad is emotionally distant, he's still going to freak out when he's notified I've been skipping lessons. Freaking out means like, every law enforcement agency and probably some bounty hunters being offered ridiculously generous rewards for my safe return. You hear that, New Moore? He. Will. Freak.

And I refuse to believe I'm fictional, so let's not even go there, okay?

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[hawkingbird]

And I swear to god if telling you that I'm Hawkeye was a mistake I will make you live to regret it. Secret identities kind of had a rough time of it for us a while back.

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[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah, that might be a bit awkward, considering most of the Avengers are on the island, save for Thor. Captain America, Black Widow, Hulk, Iron Man.

If you're Hawkeye then there's a reason for it, Kate. I'm not going to blurt out someone's secret identity.

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[hawkingbird]

Seriously? Even Hulk? I certainly hope he's a LOT different than how I remember him.

Just had to be clear. I'm so used to all of the Avengers knowing who I am but... well there's no guarantee you guys have the same character that I know. You do seem to be made of the same stuff, and the Hawkeye I knew valued the secrecy of our line of work.

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[hawkingbird]

I guess the one upside to being here is Captain America and Iron Man can't threaten to tell my parents in order to make me stop Avengering, haha.