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[highlyinformed]

Welcome new arrivals!

While I enjoy the Nancy Phoney's quaint little establishment, my sister has made a charming recommendation on our shop's behalf-- We'll beat our competitors prices.

New residents- the first night is free.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

You should.

Or... you could just... not do the whole biting thing. That'd be cool too.

[nicevampireguy]

I don't bite people! I never have! It's just the urge never goes away, it only gets worse.

[subspaceflowers]

Gets... worse?

[nicevampireguy]

You're fine. I've got it under control.

[subspaceflowers]

Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't be able to work at a bar, right?

[nicevampireguy]

Exactly.

[subspaceflowers]

Then I'm not worried.