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[highlyinformed]

Welcome new arrivals!

While I enjoy the Nancy Phoney's quaint little establishment, my sister has made a charming recommendation on our shop's behalf-- We'll beat our competitors prices.

New residents- the first night is free.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

You're joking

[highlyinformed]

No. But would you like to hear one?

[subspaceflowers]

Uh.. Sure. I didn't know you were into comedy, Lau.

[highlyinformed]

What does a wicked chicken lay?

[subspaceflowers]

Uhh.... bad eggs?

[house_of_cane]

First night? We are being put up in a hotel already, you know.

[highlyinformed]

Alone, correct?

[house_of_cane]

Until I can find my wallet and pay off some hookers, anyway. Why?

[highlyinformed]

You just answered your own question, sir.

[house_of_cane]

You have hookers? And they let you advertise out in the open?

[nicevampireguy]

No fair, Lau, that's fucking cheating! You have additional income to cover the costs of a free night! A man has to make a living!

[nicevampireguy]

And learn to spell your competitor's name fucking correctly!!

[highlyinformed]

I'm so sorry! English is my second language.

[nicevampireguy]

Yeah sure. Whatever. You still have my usual in stock?

[highlyinformed]

As long as you don't make any trouble.

[highlyinformed]

I also have more employees. If I allowed your stunt to take any more business from us, it would put these girls out on the street.

[highlyinformed]

Or is that the kind of man you are?

[nicevampireguy]

I

[nicevampireguy]

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[highlyinformed]

You're too cruel.

[nicevampireguy]

I just said that's not what I meant!!!

[subspaceflowers]

Don't worry. I'll still come by after work.

You sure I can't coerce you into a free tab?

[nicevampireguy]

Thank you.

... A full free tab if you bring in a new regular. But sure, tonight your first few drinks can be on me.

[subspaceflowers]

I'll do my best!

[nicevampireguy]

That's all I could ask, Ramona. I really do appreciate it.