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Welcome new arrivals!

While I enjoy the Nancy Phoney's quaint little establishment, my sister has made a charming recommendation on our shop's behalf-- We'll beat our competitors prices.

New residents- the first night is free.

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I'll do my best!

That's all I could ask, Ramona. I really do appreciate it.

Aw, you're sweet. Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Because of your night job?

Uh, and also the biting thing. Jack tells me it's "hot" now, but I find it makes a relationship difficult when you have the urge to rip someone's throat out if they bleed too much.

Oh..

Yeah.

I guess that does suck.

Uhhh I guess you could try to date one of those immortal girls or something? Or find one of those crazy goth girls who wants to be a ghoul?

I. Wait. Just how many immortals do we have now? I haven't been paying much attention, to be honest.

I dunno. There's that newer one with the huge rack you could date. She's one of those country people things right?

Oh. I guess I will. Say hello if I see her.

You should.

Or... you could just... not do the whole biting thing. That'd be cool too.

I don't bite people! I never have! It's just the urge never goes away, it only gets worse.

Gets... worse?

You're fine. I've got it under control.

Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't be able to work at a bar, right?

Exactly.

Then I'm not worried.

Off limits.

You seeing her or something?

Off limits!

So you want to date her.

I thought you were gay.

nononononoNO!!

is that, "No I don't wanna date her?" or "No, I'm not gay?" Because... I don't really buy either one.

no to both!! JERK

so what do you care if some dude wants to date her?

she's too good for him

He's sweet. I don't see what the problem.

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