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Welcome new arrivals!

While I enjoy the Nancy Phoney's quaint little establishment, my sister has made a charming recommendation on our shop's behalf-- We'll beat our competitors prices.

New residents- the first night is free.

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No fair, Lau, that's fucking cheating! You have additional income to cover the costs of a free night! A man has to make a living!

And learn to spell your competitor's name fucking correctly!!

I'm so sorry! English is my second language.

Yeah sure. Whatever. You still have my usual in stock?

As long as you don't make any trouble.

I'm not the one who--

Of course I won't.

Have I told you how fond of you Ran Mao and I have become?

I don't really feel like that's something I should be happy about...

But thanks?

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I also have more employees. If I allowed your stunt to take any more business from us, it would put these girls out on the street.

Or is that the kind of man you are?

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

You're too cruel.

I just said that's not what I meant!!!

It's so unfortunate. Li Fen was really starting to like you.

WHAT?

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Don't worry. I'll still come by after work.

You sure I can't coerce you into a free tab?

Thank you.

... A full free tab if you bring in a new regular. But sure, tonight your first few drinks can be on me.

I'll do my best!

That's all I could ask, Ramona. I really do appreciate it.

Aw, you're sweet. Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Because of your night job?

Uh, and also the biting thing. Jack tells me it's "hot" now, but I find it makes a relationship difficult when you have the urge to rip someone's throat out if they bleed too much.