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[shebeworthy]

In the short time I have been here on Midgard I've been told that I am fictional, that I am not allowed to carry a blade in the open, and that my clothes leave something to be desired. [ the feed shows an unnaturally tall teenager, dressed what can only be described as a red halter top and a skit made of white strips of fabric with one white sleeve. ] I fail to see why - I'm capable of fighting in it. What more does one require?

To say nothing regarding my sword! It should not be something to cause panic but rather to comfort others that I am more than capable of defending them should they require it. I see now why the Allfather was loathe to let my friends and I explore this realm - adventure would be hard to come by with rules such as these. Though it's more advanced than we had been led to believe…

If anyone has seen a blond individual carrying a hammer and causing property damage, let me know. I'll take care of him.

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video; lolol

[brattler]

Sif!

[Said blond hammer-wielding individual, beckoned on your call.

...And pressing his face to the screen. Yes, he is showing you his tonsils.]

Sif!

[sunflowersister]

Oh dear. Well if you have a sword people are generally nervous about you using it on them!

video; oh my god

[shebeworthy]

[ He is the most charming prince of Asgard. Gods why are they even friends. She is definitely rolling her eyes at him even though she's smiling. ]

Thor!

[ Holding her screen away from her because no one needs to see that close to their face. ]

I can see you fine, Thor. You don't need to be that close.

[shebeworthy]

I'm training to be a warrior, I would never dare use it to harm innocent people.

[sunflowersister]

That's very reassuring! But how would anyone really know that... It's scary, seeing someone walking around with a weapon like that!

[ikea]

S'not so bad here when y'get used to it.

...Allfather? Midgard?

video; hay gurl

[brattler]

I can hear you!

[And then there's a giant blue eye ball before--]

Oh. My apologies, Sif.

[He has the brightest grin ever. You know that grin he gets when he just bested everyone then offering to buy the guys a round of mead. That one.]

How are you here? Where are you? I'm in a room. And they have said the most horrible things, Sif. They said that-- [Not pouting] that Asgard and all we know is but a story. We are but the characters!

[hawkingbird]

Oh my god how old are you and Thor right now?

video;

[shebeworthy]

[ Somehow that grin is not comforting her in the slightest. But she's laughing at him anyway because that's what she does. ]

It is fine, really. [ He's totally pouting does he see her rolling his eyes at him? ] Yes, I know. They are surely mistaken in that, and think that the myths are just that. [ Not that it explains these... comic books they mentioned but details. But wait if he's still in there... ]

Thor, you didn't fight with them, did you?

[shebeworthy]

Do mortals not do the same thing?

[ it's not scary it's just... normal. ]

[shebeworthy]

Perhaps not, but I would much rather be home.

Odin Allfather, and Midgard being this realm. Earth, I believe, is what most who live on it refer to it as.

[shebeworthy]

A few hundred summers? Don't listen to him if he tries to tell you otherwise.

[sunflowersister]

With swords? Not for a few hundred years now, on average, at least not as a general population thing. Usually the weapon-bearing people are police, and they carry guns, not swords. Um, they're not usually teenage girls, either...

[shebeworthy]

How strange - I had thought them a constant from all the stories of Midgard. But if I wished to continue carrying mine, would I have to become a 'police'?

[ikea]

Same. Not quite t'same as home.

I'm familiar with t'terms. Y'saying you're from Asgard?

[shebeworthy]

Oh! I hadn't thought there would be many who were.

I am, yes - both Thor and I, since it seems as if he's here as well.

[ikea]

-Thor? Really?

...Y'are?

[sunflowersister]

I think that's what everyone else has done, but I'm not really certain what the rules are for that! It'd be your best bet, I think.

What's your friend's name? I don't think I've seen him, but I can keep an eye out...

[shebeworthy]

Really. He's the blond I mentioned.

I wouldn't lie about being from Asgard. That's something Loki would do.

[ikea]

S'not here, is he? Loki. Be bad if he was.

...Y'Sif? ( GUESSING AT GODS, his memory is a little fuzzy on all the old gods. How many centuries has it been? Whoops. )

[shebeworthy]

Thank you, ma'am. I'll have to look into it.

His name is Thor, and you do not have to worry - it turns out he is here as well.

[shebeworthy]

No, he's not. [ UGH LOKI. ] But it is good to see someone on the side of common sense. Thor and Balder are constantly defending him.

That's right.

[ GRINNING!!! ]

[ikea]

( This is his happy face. )

.......S'good to meet you.

[shebeworthy]

[ she's used to Hogun and Odin, it's the thought that counts. ]

And you as well, sir.

[ikea]

Name is Sverige.

... ( Oh, he's shy. ) Can help if y'need it. Know t'island okay.