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[shebeworthy]

In the short time I have been here on Midgard I've been told that I am fictional, that I am not allowed to carry a blade in the open, and that my clothes leave something to be desired. [ the feed shows an unnaturally tall teenager, dressed what can only be described as a red halter top and a skit made of white strips of fabric with one white sleeve. ] I fail to see why - I'm capable of fighting in it. What more does one require?

To say nothing regarding my sword! It should not be something to cause panic but rather to comfort others that I am more than capable of defending them should they require it. I see now why the Allfather was loathe to let my friends and I explore this realm - adventure would be hard to come by with rules such as these. Though it's more advanced than we had been led to believe…

If anyone has seen a blond individual carrying a hammer and causing property damage, let me know. I'll take care of him.

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video; lolol

[brattler]

Sif!

[Said blond hammer-wielding individual, beckoned on your call.

...And pressing his face to the screen. Yes, he is showing you his tonsils.]

Sif!

video; oh my god

[shebeworthy]

[ He is the most charming prince of Asgard. Gods why are they even friends. She is definitely rolling her eyes at him even though she's smiling. ]

Thor!

[ Holding her screen away from her because no one needs to see that close to their face. ]

I can see you fine, Thor. You don't need to be that close.

video; hay gurl

[brattler]

I can hear you!

[And then there's a giant blue eye ball before--]

Oh. My apologies, Sif.

[He has the brightest grin ever. You know that grin he gets when he just bested everyone then offering to buy the guys a round of mead. That one.]

How are you here? Where are you? I'm in a room. And they have said the most horrible things, Sif. They said that-- [Not pouting] that Asgard and all we know is but a story. We are but the characters!

video;

[shebeworthy]

[ Somehow that grin is not comforting her in the slightest. But she's laughing at him anyway because that's what she does. ]

It is fine, really. [ He's totally pouting does he see her rolling his eyes at him? ] Yes, I know. They are surely mistaken in that, and think that the myths are just that. [ Not that it explains these... comic books they mentioned but details. But wait if he's still in there... ]

Thor, you didn't fight with them, did you?

[sunflowersister]

Oh dear. Well if you have a sword people are generally nervous about you using it on them!

[shebeworthy]

I'm training to be a warrior, I would never dare use it to harm innocent people.

[sunflowersister]

That's very reassuring! But how would anyone really know that... It's scary, seeing someone walking around with a weapon like that!

[shebeworthy]

Do mortals not do the same thing?

[ it's not scary it's just... normal. ]

[ikea]

S'not so bad here when y'get used to it.

...Allfather? Midgard?

[shebeworthy]

Perhaps not, but I would much rather be home.

Odin Allfather, and Midgard being this realm. Earth, I believe, is what most who live on it refer to it as.

[ikea]

Same. Not quite t'same as home.

I'm familiar with t'terms. Y'saying you're from Asgard?

[shebeworthy]

Oh! I hadn't thought there would be many who were.

I am, yes - both Thor and I, since it seems as if he's here as well.

[hawkingbird]

Oh my god how old are you and Thor right now?

[shebeworthy]

A few hundred summers? Don't listen to him if he tries to tell you otherwise.

[video]

[stretchy_pants]

I don't think we're on Midgard, actually...

But.. you must be Sif? Thor likes to talk about his warrior friends in Asgard. Or.. well, Thor-of-the-future. He was an adult when I met him and we.. uh. Saved the world. From Loki.

permavideo;

[shebeworthy]

Then where could we be? This is unlike any other realm I know.

Sif, yes. It is an honor to meet one of his future comrades-in-arms. [ BUT WAIT. ] I did tell Thor his brother would come to no good!

[stretchy_pants]

Nobody knows, as far as I've heard. Some of the people here aren't from Midgard or Asgard or any of the realms I've heard of either.

..No. Loki attacked Midgard with an army of aliens and murdered a bunch of people. We're hoping he doesn't try to cause that kind of trouble here. If you see him... well, he'll be older than you and Thor.

[voice because little kid and how does video work]

[tykebomb]

Ooooooohhhhh, you got a sword?!

permavideo on her end;

[shebeworthy]

[ Sif pulls it out from her side to show the feed. ]

Hand forged by the best armorers in all of Asgard.

[just voice for now]

[tykebomb]

Ooooooooooh ... that's so cool. So cool! Fu-sama and that cool big sis got swords too. Do you like to play with swords, big sis?

[billionairephilanthropist]

Midgard.

Going on a limb here and guessing you're from a little place called Asgard and your hammer-wielding point-break goes by the name of Thor.

[shebeworthy]

That's right. Shall I take it that you are one of his future allies on Midgard?

[zerobalance]

Are you Sif? I think we're supposed to be roommates.

Since my parents aren't real either, the paper says you're my guardian too? I don't really know how this works.

[zerobalance]

My name's Sayaka. I forgot that part.

[shebeworthy]

I am, though guardian?

It it a pleasure to meet the person I will be dwelling with, Sayaka.