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[dualii2t]

ii'm up two my nub iin 2quii2hy human wiiggler2 and unwa2hed pla2tiic ball2.
ii've been drooled on, biitten, and have 2tepped on no le22 than four vagrant "lego2".
where the hell ii2 all my 2tuff.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

unreslated
u lied to me

[dualii2t]

about.

[fuckincakewake]

the fishtroll who wrent after me

[dualii2t]

oh. ii almo2t forgot about that.
don't tell me you're actually 2tiill mad.
that happened liike a month ago.
plu2 you diidn't even 2tart lookiing for the guy before kk opened hii2 biig, fat 2houthole.

[fuckincakewake]

i didnt say i was mad
but u stil lied
whats up w taht
i dont even know u

[notvictorious]

That sucks. I'm sure you'll get a new roommate soon.

[dualii2t]

thii2 ii2 b2.
my la2t hiivemate and ii barely 2aiid two word2 two each other the whole tiime we were liiviing twogether.
then 2uddenly the dude vanii2he2 and ii end up here on account of beiing "underaged".
ii don't need a baby2iitter and he wa2n't one.

[notvictorious]

It's stupid. By their accounts I should be there too, but I'm apparently "physically" old enough to take care of someone? It's a messed double standard.

[irken_elite]

Hahahaa. Stupid little gray monkey. Your suffering brings me joy.

[squidissension]

your planet has monkeys
since wwhen

[irken_elite]

You know, the more you go on about insisting I'm not from Earth, the crazier you will seem. Poor pitiful child.

[squidissension]

wwe havve literally dozens a had convversations regardin our respectivve planets
but sure
youre a human
the ugliest one ivve met

[irken_elite]

Oh... You thought I was being serious? Ohh no. That was... I was.. REHEARSING! Yes! For a... um.. community play! Of course!

[dualii2t]

"monkey"?
really???
iit'2 liike you're not even tryiing.
ii wiipe my a22 wiith better iin2ult2.

[roseate]

The plural of "Lego" is actually just "Lego."

[callbacks]

what seriously

[roseate]

There's a dispute on the matter.

[callbacks]

my life is a lie

[roseate]

You sort of ruined my set up here.
I really didn't want to have to go near the "unwashed balls" comment.

[callbacks]

rose
was that really necessary
unwashed balls was really not something i ever needed to hear you say

[roseate]

Technically, you still haven't.
You have only yourself to blame here.

[callbacks]

cant we go back to talking about legos
nothing gross or freudian about legos

[dualii2t]

would you look at the tiime!
iit'2 tiime two not giive a fe2teriing fuck.
they're 2mall, they're pla2tiic, and they hurt liike a bona fiide biitch.
iif you want two brabble about pluraliity, take iit up wiith tiimmy.

[notdogmatic]

I found it unsuitable as well.

[dualii2t]

2o you're liike a ballpiit 2urviivor.
plea2e tell me we get our 2tuff back.
un2cathed, preferably.

[notdogmatic]

Unfortunately, as I was "released" in the interim, all of my possessions were disposed of.

I am uncertain whether or not the same would be true for unreleased minors.

[chainsawed]

Can I Offer You A Plush Reclinacoon-Chaise I Made Out Of Several Stuffed Hopbeasts

[dualii2t]

how diid you manage two 2wiipe enough 2tuffed aniimal2 from the anklebiiter2 two make a love2eat?