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[icanbuyafez]

Alright, everyone, listen very carefully! It appears that the entire town has been flooded with monsters - I'm not familiar with all of them, but I am familiar with several of them, and there are a couple things you all need to know about them!

First, if anyone sees a stone statue of a weeping angel, keep looking at it! They are quantum locked - in the sight of any living creature, they literally turn to stone. But if you turn your head away - if you even blink - they'll be on you in an instant. They are fast, faster than you would believe. If they touch you, then it's all over - they send you back to the past and consume all the days you might have had. Oh, and be careful - they can also drain the lights, even when they're in the stone.

So keep watching, don't even blink - but don't look at the eyes. Look anywhere but the eyes. The image of an angel becomes an angel - if you look in the eyes, the angel will crawl inside your mind!

Second are the Silence. They are memory proof - you can't even remember they were there the instant you look away. They can draw lighting out of anything, and more than that, they can implant suggestions in your head while you're looking at them. It's like post-hypnotic suggestion - you can be doing things and not knowing why you're doing them. If anyone around you is behaving odd, it's possible they're acting on the orders of the Silence.

If you are facing the Silence, try to keep one in sight at all times! If you can, mark yourself in some way so you know you've had an encounter.

Now! I have the TARDIS, and I can come pick people up. If you see a weeping angel, or if you need rescuing from anything, let me know and I'll be there as soon as I can!

Off we go then! GERONIMO!!


UPDATE: There are also green plant creature walking around. Do not get close to these or they will explode!

Also, the silence look like this. Everyone take a look - you'll forget when you're no longer looking, but you'll remember again if you see them. That way you'll know what you're dealing with.


[Private texts to Kaylee, Rose, and Jenny]

Where are you? Are you all right?

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

What? The image of an angel -- what?!

[icanbuyafez]

What do you - of, of course, you don't know yet.

"The image of an angel becomes itself an angel." Any image of the angel - a picture, a video, a reflection, even the vision centers in your brain - slowly becomes an angel in its own right.

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

Those creatures that we saw: the green ones with the faces that killed-- They're wandering down to the town, too!

[Audio]

[icanbuyafez]

Oh dear - I'm not sure how much I can do to fend them off! There are creatures everywhere!

[ audio ]

[sunflowersister]

... NONE OF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE!!!

[ audio ]

[icanbuyafez]

Umm... Which part didn't you catch?

Where are you? Do you need any help?

[geminated_man]

Okay, so, first, how the fuck d'you watch somethin' and not blink? That's bloody stupid, man.

Lucky for me I've got an extra set of eyes.

Second, how'm I supposed to remember something I can't remember?

I think you're bullshittin' us, man.

[icanbuyafez]

This is not the time to be skeptical!! Doubt me all you want later, if you don't listen to me now, you might not have a later!

You can't consciously remember the Silence, just like you don't remember if you've been hypnotized. Doesn't make the suggestions any less powerful!

[amberwaves]

[VERBAL EQUIVALENT OF A KEYSMASH] HEY, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR!

OH CRAP I saw that episode but I don't remember how you got rid of the angel things CAN I SMASH THEM?!?!

[Audio]

[icanbuyafez]

Yes, that's me!

[Definite sounds of running and crashing in the background.]

Not unless you're incredibly powerful! They are literally stone when you see them, so if you have any ideas on how to kill a stone, those might work! Just don't take your eyes off them!

[burnedout]

The green things're pretty slow and as long as you keep your distance they don't normally seem to blow.

[burnedout]

Though I've never seen them in the cities before so I could be totally off my mark on that.

[fuckincakewake]

bullsste still work right

[icanbuyafez]

Oh the Silence, yes. The weeping angels are literally stone when you see them, so unless you have some serious firepower, they won't affect them.

[ontheropes]

Thanks for the info, Doc. And I think I'd already seen enough weird shit...

[icanbuyafez]

Be careful.

[neverstops]

You've always been long-winded, but I must say the new you does have a tendency to ramble something impressive. I think you've made a skill of it. And people say I go on.

Still. This is an interesting development, don't you think?

[Audio]

[icanbuyafez]

[His voice is surprised, and there is a sudden pause in the sound of running footsteps.]

Master.

[The footsteps resume, and his voice is clipped.]

I can think of several words I might use before interesting. And people needed to know - they're some of the deadliest creatures I've ever met!

[rule_britannia]

What the bloody fuck is going on?!

[icanbuyafez]

It's hard to say, beyond an absolute deluge of all sorts of monsters.

Where are you? Do you need an escape?

[text]

[hot4engines]

Jayne and I are hiding, I don't know what to do

[text]

[icanbuyafez]

Stay put, I'll be right over!

[illneverforget]

Thank you for the information.

[icanbuyafez]

Hello, I don't believe we've met. I'm the Doctor!

[flightybro]

You seem to understand quite a lot about these two things, it's pretty impressive. Thanks for the information.

[icanbuyafez]

I've faced them both before, back in my home universe. More than once.

I don't believe we've met! I'm the Doctor!