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[callbacks]

rose
oh god let me in
are you there
im dying

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[callbacks]

which way is less humiliating

[flightybro]

Seems like they're on equal scales considering the outcome of your little experiment.
Do we need to discuss the topics of peer pressure? I'm sure that's what Roxy can be spectacular at.

[callbacks]

no
im good
maybe after i crawl under this rock for a hundred years

[flightybro]

Did you really only have a shot?

[callbacks]

i dont remember
we put a lot of shit in it i lost track

[flightybro]

Jesus fuck.
An explanation for this whole situation might be ideal right now, unless you really want to have a talk about peer pressure.
I got all the pamphlets on peer pressure.
A school counselor wouldn't have enough pamphlets for how many I'm going to dump on you right now.

[callbacks]

[shakingandcrying.gif]

there was
ice cream
and hot fudge and peanut brittle and potato chips
and
chili powder
and
i dont know
i wanted to try or something
dont pamphlet me im sick

[flightybro]

How the fuck did you even get drunk behind that clusterfuck?
Is this really just a hangover?

[callbacks]

i never said i did
you all just assumed
moms a responsible lady ok

[flightybro]

Then?

[callbacks]

maybe i shouldve refrigerated it

[flightybro]

I was referring to your sickness.
Throw it away.

[ don't make him flashstep his way over there. ]

[callbacks]

nothing left to throw away
its flushed into the sewers now
with the rest of my stomach
and small intestine

[flightybro]

I'm coming over.

[roseate]

Another good point.
You're aware you are practically a parody of an after school teen drinking special.
"Young Alcoholics and You."
I'll remember you fondly when you inevitably get pregnant and drop out of high school with your deadbeat meth dealer boyfriend who works at the hardware store.

[fuckincakewake]

hey im proud of our futuure son in law
he has a job with access to high powered tools and he hasnt like chainsawwed dave in half yet
thats a win for everybody
also less messy

[roseate]

I of course reserve the right to mock you for this until you're at least old enough to buy your own liquor.

[callbacks]

dont sell yourself short
ive got faith youll be mocking me for this until im old enough to need adult diapers
and my teen pregnancy babys sold me to the nursing home
or the glue factory
whatever

[roseate]

Since it sounds like you're done being the most embarrassing person I know,
Why don't you just go into the bathroom and empty your stomach all of that processed food?

[callbacks]

took care of that before i came over
i know
im mindnumbingly considerate

[roseate]

It's probably food poisoning.

[callbacks]

thank you doctor lalonde
any other incredible insights youd like to provide unto the unenlightened masses

[roseate]

You'll be violently regurgitating for days on end.

[callbacks]

and miss camp???
how will i live

the prospect of your misery is entertaining

[roseate]

Dehydrate like a dry sponge.