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[roseate]

This was not how I planned on spending my last month of summer.

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[ihateyouetc]

OK, I AM ABOUT 100% SURE
THAT IS COMPLETELY SURE
AS IN THERE IS NOT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INSIGNIFICANT TRACE OF DOUBT IN MY MIND
THAT THAT DOES NOT, IN FACT, MAKE IT ANY BETTER.

fuck icons and html on mobile tbh

[roseate]

That's a shame.
Upon reflection, however, one has to wonder what the problem is.
I thought he wasn't you.

I SHOULDN'T BE RESPONDING TO ANY TAGS RIGHT NOW BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS JUST ASKING FOR IT.

[ihateyouetc]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, LALONDE.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
OR WHY I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU UNTIL I STARTED TALKING TO YOU
MOSTLY I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU
EXCEPT RIGHT NOW, I GUESS.
ANYWAY
HE ISN'T ME. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO THAT SO-CALLED "PICTURE"
BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN I TELL YOU IT ISN'T BETTER WHEN IT DISTINCTLY ISN'T BETTER.

CAN I GO HOME YET

[roseate]

Only a little. Sorry.
I just think it would benefit you to look at this from a different perspective.
Some of us were actually embarassing.

NO. STAY THERE FOREVER.

[ihateyouetc]

BIG DEAL.
MY LIFE IS ALREADY A HUGE EMBARRASSMENT, SHIT I'VE SAID BEFORE, ETC.
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

I'M HOME Ive foiled you again

[roseate]

I meant Dave.
Why would I be embarrassed of being five?

[ihateyouetc]

WHO CARES ABOUT STRIDER
WHY WOULD I BE EMBARRASSED OF BEING SOME ASSHOLE WHO DISTINCTLY WASN'T ME?
HE COULD EVEN DRAW
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT.

[roseate]

He was significantly older.
Perhaps he simply had more practice.

THE REAL PROBLEM COMES OUT.

[ihateyouetc]

OH PLEASE
ANYONE COULD TELL THAT GUY BARELY DREW A THING IN HIS LIFE
AND YET SOMEHOW HE MANAGED TO DRAW THINGS THAT LOOKED *MORE* THAN VAGUELY LIKE WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM WERE.
I BET HE THOUGHT A "PONY" WAS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF AN EXTREMELY OBESE SQUEAKBEAST WITH FLOWING LOCKS OF ORANGE HAIR
AND EVEN WITH THAT LAUGHABLY PATHETIC MISCONCEPTION
IT *STILL* LOOKED MORE LIKE A HUMAN PONY THAN ANYTHING I COULD EVER FUCKING DRAW.

THE PLOT SORT OF CONGEALS A LITTLE ON THE TOP AND NO ONE WANTS TO EAT IT

[roseate]

I prefer a more artistic interpretation.

[ihateyouetc]

IT SURE WAS SOMETHING LIKE AN INTERPRETATION.

OOPS I FORGOT TO ADD THE OTHER PART I WANTED TO ADD BECAUSE I'M STUPID. LIKE KARKAT.

[ihateyouetc]

I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I ALREADY KNEW STRIDER COULD DRAW
SO HIS MISERABLE FAILURE OF A FUTURE ADULT HUMAN SELF ACTUALLY POSSESSING SOME MODICUM OF TALENT DIDN'T SURPRISE ME.
BUT WITH THIS OTHER GUY IT JUST
I DUNNO
KIND OF PISSES ME OFF?

[roseate]

...

[roseate]

Karkat,
You aren't actually jealous of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
NO
WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
BEING JEALOUS OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID
WHO WOULD BE JEALOUS OVER JPEG ARTIFACTS???

[callbacks]

hahahahaha
dont worry dude its a natural reaction to exposure to swag
i could sign some shit for you but you still have to pay for the loot

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
I JUST SAID I KNEW YOU COULD DRAW. ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE GETTING FROM THAT IS JUST INFERRING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
AS IN HAS NO PLACE IN ANY REALITY PAST, FUTURE, OR PRESENT.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO DELUDE YOURSELF INTO THINKING I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT, BE MY GUEST!
IT'S NO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU USUALLY DO ANYWAY.

[callbacks]

ok ima do that
gonna take these nimble artisans hands and draw myself another sweet comic and hella update
maybe throw a photoshop tutorial up if ive got time after
which i probably will
since drawing takes me basically negative time
its that natural

[ihateyouetc]

AT WHAT PART OF THIS DOES YOU NOT TALKING TO ME COME INTO "THE PICTURE."

[callbacks]

i dont know
could be dangerous
what if im the kind of tool who forgets that i can breathe while not talking