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[roseate]

This was not how I planned on spending my last month of summer.

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fuck icons and html on mobile tbh

[roseate]

That's a shame.
Upon reflection, however, one has to wonder what the problem is.
I thought he wasn't you.

I SHOULDN'T BE RESPONDING TO ANY TAGS RIGHT NOW BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ONE IS JUST ASKING FOR IT.

[ihateyouetc]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, LALONDE.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU
OR WHY I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU UNTIL I STARTED TALKING TO YOU
MOSTLY I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU
EXCEPT RIGHT NOW, I GUESS.
ANYWAY
HE ISN'T ME. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO THAT SO-CALLED "PICTURE"
BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN I TELL YOU IT ISN'T BETTER WHEN IT DISTINCTLY ISN'T BETTER.

CAN I GO HOME YET

[roseate]

Only a little. Sorry.
I just think it would benefit you to look at this from a different perspective.
Some of us were actually embarassing.

NO. STAY THERE FOREVER.

[ihateyouetc]

BIG DEAL.
MY LIFE IS ALREADY A HUGE EMBARRASSMENT, SHIT I'VE SAID BEFORE, ETC.
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

I'M HOME Ive foiled you again

[roseate]

I meant Dave.
Why would I be embarrassed of being five?

[ihateyouetc]

WHO CARES ABOUT STRIDER
WHY WOULD I BE EMBARRASSED OF BEING SOME ASSHOLE WHO DISTINCTLY WASN'T ME?
HE COULD EVEN DRAW
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT.

[roseate]

He was significantly older.
Perhaps he simply had more practice.

THE REAL PROBLEM COMES OUT.

[ihateyouetc]

OH PLEASE
ANYONE COULD TELL THAT GUY BARELY DREW A THING IN HIS LIFE
AND YET SOMEHOW HE MANAGED TO DRAW THINGS THAT LOOKED *MORE* THAN VAGUELY LIKE WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM WERE.
I BET HE THOUGHT A "PONY" WAS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF AN EXTREMELY OBESE SQUEAKBEAST WITH FLOWING LOCKS OF ORANGE HAIR
AND EVEN WITH THAT LAUGHABLY PATHETIC MISCONCEPTION
IT *STILL* LOOKED MORE LIKE A HUMAN PONY THAN ANYTHING I COULD EVER FUCKING DRAW.

THE PLOT SORT OF CONGEALS A LITTLE ON THE TOP AND NO ONE WANTS TO EAT IT

[roseate]

I prefer a more artistic interpretation.

[ihateyouetc]

IT SURE WAS SOMETHING LIKE AN INTERPRETATION.

OOPS I FORGOT TO ADD THE OTHER PART I WANTED TO ADD BECAUSE I'M STUPID. LIKE KARKAT.

[ihateyouetc]

I JUST DON'T GET IT.
I ALREADY KNEW STRIDER COULD DRAW
SO HIS MISERABLE FAILURE OF A FUTURE ADULT HUMAN SELF ACTUALLY POSSESSING SOME MODICUM OF TALENT DIDN'T SURPRISE ME.
BUT WITH THIS OTHER GUY IT JUST
I DUNNO
KIND OF PISSES ME OFF?

[roseate]

...

[roseate]

Karkat,
You aren't actually jealous of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
NO
WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
BEING JEALOUS OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID
WHO WOULD BE JEALOUS OVER JPEG ARTIFACTS???

[callbacks]

hahahahaha
dont worry dude its a natural reaction to exposure to swag
i could sign some shit for you but you still have to pay for the loot

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
I JUST SAID I KNEW YOU COULD DRAW. ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE GETTING FROM THAT IS JUST INFERRING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
AS IN HAS NO PLACE IN ANY REALITY PAST, FUTURE, OR PRESENT.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO DELUDE YOURSELF INTO THINKING I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT, BE MY GUEST!
IT'S NO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU USUALLY DO ANYWAY.

[callbacks]

ok ima do that
gonna take these nimble artisans hands and draw myself another sweet comic and hella update
maybe throw a photoshop tutorial up if ive got time after
which i probably will
since drawing takes me basically negative time
its that natural

[ihateyouetc]

AT WHAT PART OF THIS DOES YOU NOT TALKING TO ME COME INTO "THE PICTURE."

[callbacks]

i dont know
could be dangerous
what if im the kind of tool who forgets that i can breathe while not talking