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[badnewsboy]

There will be no soda today.

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[trytryagain]

I have soda.

[badnewsboy]

But would you be kind enough to share?

[trytryagain]

It's for you.

[badnewsboy]

For me?

[weaponxx]

You cannot go anywhere else?

[badnewsboy]

I believe if I did, the conditions would be similar. There are many who mean to take out their aggression on soda pop in this city.

[weaponxx]

I will try to find some.

[badnewsboy]

A soda quest, m'lady?

[veryproud]

There goes the beverage of choice.

[badnewsboy]

I share the sentiment. There will be many uncaffeinated children wallowing like zombies in the streets.

[veryproud]

They'll have to settle for juice-boxes for their sugar fix. It won't be the same.

[horsepower]

I can only hope the looters destroy it all. It is a disgusting beverage.

[badnewsboy]

I respectfully disagree.

[horsepower]

On what possible grounds? It is acidic, sugary swill with no nutritional value. The shelves are well to be rid of it.

[maiditoutalive]

Do you have an opinion on anything that isn't negative?

[horsepower]

Yes. I do.

It is no fault of mine that a majority of people here enjoy stupid things.

[maiditoutalive]

You could always get coffee instead.

[badnewsboy]

The bitter Midgardian beverage?

[maiditoutalive]

That doesn't mean anything to me, but it's definitely bitter, if that helps?

[hawkingbird]

Christ, this is getting ridiculous.

[badnewsboy]

There's no respect for plastic and canned beverages.

[hawkingbird]

Lately there's no respect for anything, really.

SUPER BACKDATED TO BALLPIT TIMES

[riseup]

you aren't bringing all of that back here, are you?

[badnewsboy]

I'm afraid I don't have enough pocket space.

[riseup]

that is probably for the best.
no ball pit needs that much soda.