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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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you're right, karkat should come with warnings.
"warning: contents under pressure may explode if shaken or disturbed."
but seriously, chill out.
he is fine.

Is his other personality named Karkat too?

That's fine?

yeah, think of how much worse it would be if he kept that in any longer!
just trust me.

ill ask rose but arent other personalities supposed to be different somehow
like theres no actual other personality he just argues with himself basically constantly
thats not weird

It is when you do it in front of people in text.

I don't really want to think about that.

[ spontaneous combustion ]

Alright.
As long as that helped him blow off steam or whatever.

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE IT CHANGES WHETHER YOU DO.
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR "YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD" IF THEY THINK THEY SHOULD FEEL BAD.
THEY JUST KEEP FEELING BAD ABOUT IT. MAYBE EVEN WORSE?
WITH THAT IN MIND I'M GOING TO SAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO KEEP ME UP TO DATE WITH THIS STUFF.
ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU'RE THE GUY HIT HARDEST BY HER LEAVING.
AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE THAT WITH ME. I KNOW YOU CARE WHEN YOUR OTHER FRIENDS DISAPPEAR TOO BUT JADE WAS HERE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
SHE'S YOUR HUMAN FAMILIAL RELATION AND ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
SO BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO THROW UNNECESSARY APOLOGIES AT ME
I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I'M SAYING I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG.
AND SINCE THAT'S THE CASE, TECHNICALLY I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU FOR IT.

SO SERIOUSLY, IT'S OK. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

AT LEAST THEY LEFT THE HUMAN DOG.

THIS IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

"PIMPSLAYER"???
THAT'S NOT E

WAIT.
YOU AGREED WITH ME ON DREW BARRYMORE?

OK, FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
SURE. WHATEVER.
DREW BARRYMORE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHITTY STUPID MIDDLE NAME YOU WANT.

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN DID I POST THIS??
I POSTED IT WHEN I POSTED IT.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT, I DON'T NEED AS MUCH SLEEP AS YOU GUYS DO.
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT WHEN I GIVE IN TO SOMNOLENCE.
I DIDN'T INDULGE IN ANY KIND OF "BINGEFEST."
THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM JOHN'S AWFUL DIETARY HABITS.
JOHN BASICALLY LIVES ON A DIET OF SOUJI'S HANDOUTS AND THE CONTENTS OF BETTY CROCKER CANDY BOXES WITH THE NAME "BETTY CROCKER" CROSSED OUT.
HE HAS WAY MORE PROBLEMS THAN I DO.
THE FACT I HAVEN'T SLEPT ISN'T AN ISSUE.