PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[callbacks]

have you slept like
ever
dude im not letting you hold onto her if you pulled one of your ocd insomniac cyclical self hating leadership all nighter bingefests
youre worse than john when hes hungry

[ihateyouetc]

"PIMPSLAYER"???
THAT'S NOT E

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT.
YOU AGREED WITH ME ON DREW BARRYMORE?

GOD FUCK YOU SINCE I ALREADY USED IT ONCE I'M USING IT AGAIN.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, FORGET WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
SURE. WHATEVER.
DREW BARRYMORE CAN HAVE WHATEVER SHITTY STUPID MIDDLE NAME YOU WANT.

[ihateyouetc]

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN DID I POST THIS??
I POSTED IT WHEN I POSTED IT.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT, I DON'T NEED AS MUCH SLEEP AS YOU GUYS DO.
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT WHEN I GIVE IN TO SOMNOLENCE.
I DIDN'T INDULGE IN ANY KIND OF "BINGEFEST."
THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM JOHN'S AWFUL DIETARY HABITS.
JOHN BASICALLY LIVES ON A DIET OF SOUJI'S HANDOUTS AND THE CONTENTS OF BETTY CROCKER CANDY BOXES WITH THE NAME "BETTY CROCKER" CROSSED OUT.
HE HAS WAY MORE PROBLEMS THAN I DO.
THE FACT I HAVEN'T SLEPT ISN'T AN ISSUE.

[ihateyouetc]

NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS BUT THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS I'VE SLEPT PRETTY REGULARLY, OK?????????

[callbacks]

ok im going to pretend like always that i actually read all the shit you type
and im going to come pick up d pimps barrymore strider vantas
and put you down for your nap
because it looks like widdle karkats a widdle bit crabby

[ihateyouetc]

NO, FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE NOT "PUTTING ME DOWN" FOR ANYTHING.
SHE'S FINE WITH ME. I'M NOT TIRED.

[callbacks]

you agreed to let me name her pimpslayer
nightnightkarkat.wav

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S CALLED COMPROMISE YOU STUPID FUCK.
THAT'S WHAT HUMAN "PARENTING" IS ABOUT ISN'T IT.
MAYBE I AM TIRED! TIRED OF ARGUING WITH YOU OVER NAMES.
WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THIS PROJECT.
IT'S JUST HER "MIDDLE NAME" ANYWAY.

UGH IT'S LIKE A FLOODGATE. THIS ICON LIMITED TO THIS EVENT ONLY. (PROBABLY)

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT.

[callbacks]

some people go by their middle names if their first names are too lame
like im pretty sure bros middle name was actually bro

[callbacks]

also what are you scared youll actually fall asleep rip van karkles

[ihateyouetc]

OR IT'S JUST A SHORTENED VERSION OF "BROTHER" BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM GETTING A RUNNING START AND TAKING A FLYING LEAP TOWARD A CONCLUSION THAT IS NOWHERE EVEN VAGUELY COMPARATIVE TO "ACCURATE."

[ihateyouetc]

HOLY SHIT STOP.
"KARKLES" IS THE FUCKING STUPIDEST THING.
IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A KRAKEN OR SOMETHING.

[callbacks]

excuse me krakens are alright
some of them
when theyre not outer space mindrape monsters who try to blow you up in a sun

[callbacks]

rose was an ok kraken thing

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, SHE WAS OK.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ALTERNATE ME WHO WASN'T ME HAD SUCH A HUGE PROBLEM WITH HER.