PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[callbacks]

you agreed to let me name her pimpslayer
nightnightkarkat.wav

[ihateyouetc]

IT'S CALLED COMPROMISE YOU STUPID FUCK.
THAT'S WHAT HUMAN "PARENTING" IS ABOUT ISN'T IT.
MAYBE I AM TIRED! TIRED OF ARGUING WITH YOU OVER NAMES.
WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THIS PROJECT.
IT'S JUST HER "MIDDLE NAME" ANYWAY.

UGH IT'S LIKE A FLOODGATE. THIS ICON LIMITED TO THIS EVENT ONLY. (PROBABLY)

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT LISTENING TO THAT.

[callbacks]

some people go by their middle names if their first names are too lame
like im pretty sure bros middle name was actually bro

[callbacks]

also what are you scared youll actually fall asleep rip van karkles

[ihateyouetc]

OR IT'S JUST A SHORTENED VERSION OF "BROTHER" BUT DON'T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM GETTING A RUNNING START AND TAKING A FLYING LEAP TOWARD A CONCLUSION THAT IS NOWHERE EVEN VAGUELY COMPARATIVE TO "ACCURATE."

[ihateyouetc]

HOLY SHIT STOP.
"KARKLES" IS THE FUCKING STUPIDEST THING.
IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A KRAKEN OR SOMETHING.

[callbacks]

excuse me krakens are alright
some of them
when theyre not outer space mindrape monsters who try to blow you up in a sun

[callbacks]

rose was an ok kraken thing

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, SHE WAS OK.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ALTERNATE ME WHO WASN'T ME HAD SUCH A HUGE PROBLEM WITH HER.