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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN PLAY SOME GAME FOR GIRLS.

LIKE I JUST TOLD ARADIA, IT'S OK.
I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. THAT WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING.
WELL, IF YOU TO COUNT IT WAS MORE THAN ONCE,
BUT ALL IN ALL I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS DECISION.
I THINK I'M DOING GREAT.

Edited (OOPS MINOR EDIT.) 2012-10-23 17:49 (UTC)

oh yeah
thats a convvincin argument

you're the one who doesn't listen!
it isn't ironic.
but those are the two reasons why he does most things.
(if you are counting davesprite, there is an extra special third reason: being a self-sacrificing bag of dicks.)
so if it isn't one...
you see where i am going with this.

of course i listen to everything i say.
why?

pfffft, ok.
i am saving this conversation for future rubbing-in-your-face uses, just so you know.

look, dave is my best friend.
i know when he is being nice and when he's being a jerk.
sometimes they happen at the same time, that is just how he operates.
but sometimes he is just straight up nice.
he would never admit it, of course, which is why he's all, "what karkat who im not friends with karkat im dave im so cool why would i be friends with karkat haha hey have you seen him i need to talk to him"
it figures both of you are huge idiots.
my point is that i am right and you are wrong.

Edited (I LOVE HTML SO MUCH THAT OUR LOVE IS PRIVATE take two: oh my fucking god kill me TAKE THREE: I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD (NOW YOU) I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD :DDDDDDDD) 2012-10-23 19:45 (UTC)

I LISTEN PERFECTLY FINE.
THE PROBLEM IS I LISTEN TO WHAT SENTIENT CREATURES WHO AREN'T BASICALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TRYING TO COME UP WITH PASSABLY PLAUSIBLE JUSTIFICATIONS FOR WHY THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED "SENTIENT" CALL "LOGIC" AND "REASON."
SEEMS LIKE ALL HUMANS SAVE A FEW ARE DISTINCTLY LACKING IN THESE PROPERTIES! BUT DON'T WORRY IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THEM.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE "GOOD SENSE" TO SEE THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY IRONY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR STATUS AS "STILL NOT QUITE THE DUMBEST HUMAN ON THIS ISLAND."

LIKE I SAID, JUST CURIOUS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO THROUGH LIFE SAYING THINGS THAT ARE BLATANTLY UNTRUE AND COMPLETELY CONTRADICT MY PRIOR ACTIONS WHILE BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE RIGHT IS ALL.
NO BIG DEAL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. GO ON AND "SAVE IT" IF YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE.
THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CONVERSATION TO "RUB IN MY FACE."
I MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED UP A LITTLE FURTHER BACK BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ELSE,
WHICH IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE REASON TO FUCK YOUR WORDS UP, BY THE WAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME.

Edited (PRIVATELY ADDING A PART I FORGOT TO ADD, WHICH WAS ALSO PRIVATE.) 2012-10-23 20:48 (UTC)

HEY, IT'S PERFECTLY VALID TO WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THEM.
LIKE WITH THAT SHITTY GAME HE'S PLAYING AND TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO PLAY SO I CAN LOOK FOR FIDUSPAWN RIPOFFS TO GIVE TO HIM.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN FRIENDSHIP. THAT JUST MEANS "DO THIS FOR ME."
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HONESTLY IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY.
I THINK HE'LL TAKE ANY KIND OF ATTENTION.
IF ANYONE IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN DOG HERE, IT'S HIM.

hey!
i know what logic and reason are.
and you are the one who goes around saying one thing and doing another, not me.
karkat, did you hit your head?
you seem confused about the dumb shit i do versus the dumb shit you do.
what gives?

you are right though.
there isn't anything to rub in your face...
yet.

ok, so dave does like attention.
all of the attention.
ALL of it.
but mark my words, this will come back to haunt you!!!
also dobbles is awesome, shut your mouth.

OK, JOHN.
"WHATEVER YOU SAY" OR WHATEVER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH SOMEONE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO "LET THEM" HAVE "THEIR WAY" WHILE LOOKING DOWN ON WHAT THEY'VE SAID DERISIVELY.
MAYBE EVEN LETTING A "DERISIVE LAUGH" SLIP FREE, IF ONLY WHAT WAS SAID WAS ONLY "STUPID ENOUGH TO BE FUNNY."
"KNOWING" AND "PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF LOGIC AND REASON" ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS ANYWAY.

BUT GOOD.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT
AND SINCE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANYTHING TO RUB IN MY FACE LATER EITHER BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN THIS CONVERSATION.

WELL. I GUESS KIND OF?
IF IT WASN'T PRIVATE IT MIGHT BE KIND OF EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE JUST DECIDED TO READ IT.

CHRIST. HE'S GOT YOU PLAYING IT?
AWESOME. GO PLAY "DOBBLES" WITH HIM SO HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.

bad dave
bad
things happen for a reason

no it wasnt!
it was really important in some way or another whether we did it or not
you should definitely know that you were a huge part of it

ok
well i have it
just in case you start to get worked up and feel like you need it again
i promise i will not share it with anyone else

yes i am still waiting to understand that one
but i dont know
i still appreciate not having it put out in the open as one of the people whose relationship you might have used to illustrate a point

its not a very good continuity
we can do better than that

There's time travel involved. You can't have perfect continuity.

who told you that??

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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

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[ there is a lot wrong with a friendship private, ok??? ]

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[ IT'S NOT MESSING IF SOMEONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY. GOD. PRIVATELY IN LOBING MENORY ]

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[ CHURCH OF PRIVATEJ, WHICH IS LIKE CHURCH OF PRIVATE FOR DOJ. ALSO DONE. PRIVATELY. ]

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[ ONE DAY I WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR MY PRIVATE BUT FOR NOW I JUST MAKE CAKES. ]

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YES HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE

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