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thoughtformed2012-10-19 09:21 am
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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.
OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.
[ privately the last private you'll ever private, i had to figure out a way to make it less gay ]
i know when he is being nice and when he's being a jerk.
sometimes they happen at the same time, that is just how he operates.
but sometimes he is just straight up nice.
he would never admit it, of course, which is why he's all, "what karkat who im not friends with karkat im dave im so cool why would i be friends with karkat haha hey have you seen him i need to talk to him"
it figures both of you are huge idiots.
my point is that i am right and you are wrong.
[ SOVIET PRIVATE. ]
THE PROBLEM IS I LISTEN TO WHAT SENTIENT CREATURES WHO AREN'T BASICALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL TRYING TO COME UP WITH PASSABLY PLAUSIBLE JUSTIFICATIONS FOR WHY THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED "SENTIENT" CALL "LOGIC" AND "REASON."
SEEMS LIKE ALL HUMANS SAVE A FEW ARE DISTINCTLY LACKING IN THESE PROPERTIES! BUT DON'T WORRY IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THEM.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE "GOOD SENSE" TO SEE THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY IRONY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR STATUS AS "STILL NOT QUITE THE DUMBEST HUMAN ON THIS ISLAND."
[ ON A SCALE OF PRIVATE TO PRIVATE, THIS COMMENT IS TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT INACCURATE OR BIASED. ]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO THROUGH LIFE SAYING THINGS THAT ARE BLATANTLY UNTRUE AND COMPLETELY CONTRADICT MY PRIOR ACTIONS WHILE BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE RIGHT IS ALL.
NO BIG DEAL.
[ THIS IS ALSO THE PRIVATE TRUTH. ]
THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS CONVERSATION TO "RUB IN MY FACE."
I MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED UP A LITTLE FURTHER BACK BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ELSE,
WHICH IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE REASON TO FUCK YOUR WORDS UP, BY THE WAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME.
[ CHURCH OF PRIVATEJ, WHICH IS LIKE CHURCH OF PRIVATE FOR DOJ. ALSO DONE. PRIVATELY. ]
LIKE WITH THAT SHITTY GAME HE'S PLAYING AND TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO PLAY SO I CAN LOOK FOR FIDUSPAWN RIPOFFS TO GIVE TO HIM.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN FRIENDSHIP. THAT JUST MEANS "DO THIS FOR ME."
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HONESTLY IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY.
I THINK HE'LL TAKE ANY KIND OF ATTENTION.
IF ANYONE IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN DOG HERE, IT'S HIM.
[ hella days later, this remains private as ever ]
i know what logic and reason are.
and you are the one who goes around saying one thing and doing another, not me.
karkat, did you hit your head?
you seem confused about the dumb shit i do versus the dumb shit you do.
what gives?
[ HELLNOTRAVELER WELCOME TO THE PRIVATE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT ]
there isn't anything to rub in your face...
yet.
[ what would u do if i stole ur private ;) ]
all of the attention.
ALL of it.
but mark my words, this will come back to haunt you!!!
also dobbles is awesome, shut your mouth.
[ ONE DAY I WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR MY PRIVATE BUT FOR NOW I JUST MAKE CAKES. ]
"WHATEVER YOU SAY" OR WHATEVER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH SOMEONE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO "LET THEM" HAVE "THEIR WAY" WHILE LOOKING DOWN ON WHAT THEY'VE SAID DERISIVELY.
MAYBE EVEN LETTING A "DERISIVE LAUGH" SLIP FREE, IF ONLY WHAT WAS SAID WAS ONLY "STUPID ENOUGH TO BE FUNNY."
"KNOWING" AND "PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF LOGIC AND REASON" ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS ANYWAY.
[ SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATE.................WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT GOES. ]
AT LEAST YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT
AND SINCE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANYTHING TO RUB IN MY FACE LATER EITHER BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN THIS CONVERSATION.
[ WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS LET'S KEEP THIS PRIVATE. ]
IF IT WASN'T PRIVATE IT MIGHT BE KIND OF EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE JUST DECIDED TO READ IT.
[ DONE PRIVATELY. ]
AWESOME. GO PLAY "DOBBLES" WITH HIM SO HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.