PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ CHURCH OF PRIVATEJ, WHICH IS LIKE CHURCH OF PRIVATE FOR DOJ. ALSO DONE. PRIVATELY. ]

[ihateyouetc]

HEY, IT'S PERFECTLY VALID TO WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM THEM.
LIKE WITH THAT SHITTY GAME HE'S PLAYING AND TRYING TO CONVINCE ME TO PLAY SO I CAN LOOK FOR FIDUSPAWN RIPOFFS TO GIVE TO HIM.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN FRIENDSHIP. THAT JUST MEANS "DO THIS FOR ME."
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HONESTLY IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY.
I THINK HE'LL TAKE ANY KIND OF ATTENTION.
IF ANYONE IS ACTUALLY A HUMAN DOG HERE, IT'S HIM.

[ hella days later, this remains private as ever ]

[riseup]

hey!
i know what logic and reason are.
and you are the one who goes around saying one thing and doing another, not me.
karkat, did you hit your head?
you seem confused about the dumb shit i do versus the dumb shit you do.
what gives?

[ HELLNOTRAVELER WELCOME TO THE PRIVATE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT ]

[riseup]

you are right though.
there isn't anything to rub in your face...
yet.

[ what would u do if i stole ur private ;) ]

[riseup]

ok, so dave does like attention.
all of the attention.
ALL of it.
but mark my words, this will come back to haunt you!!!
also dobbles is awesome, shut your mouth.

[ ONE DAY I WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR MY PRIVATE BUT FOR NOW I JUST MAKE CAKES. ]

[ihateyouetc]

OK, JOHN.
"WHATEVER YOU SAY" OR WHATEVER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHEN YOU DON'T AGREE WITH SOMEONE BUT YOU'RE GOING TO "LET THEM" HAVE "THEIR WAY" WHILE LOOKING DOWN ON WHAT THEY'VE SAID DERISIVELY.
MAYBE EVEN LETTING A "DERISIVE LAUGH" SLIP FREE, IF ONLY WHAT WAS SAID WAS ONLY "STUPID ENOUGH TO BE FUNNY."
"KNOWING" AND "PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF LOGIC AND REASON" ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS ANYWAY.

[ SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATE.................WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT GOES. ]

[ihateyouetc]

BUT GOOD.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT
AND SINCE YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANYTHING TO RUB IN MY FACE LATER EITHER BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING EMBARRASSING IN THIS CONVERSATION.

[ WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS LET'S KEEP THIS PRIVATE. ]

[ihateyouetc]

WELL. I GUESS KIND OF?
IF IT WASN'T PRIVATE IT MIGHT BE KIND OF EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE JUST DECIDED TO READ IT.

[ DONE PRIVATELY. ]

[ihateyouetc]

CHRIST. HE'S GOT YOU PLAYING IT?
AWESOME. GO PLAY "DOBBLES" WITH HIM SO HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE.