PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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OH GOD THIS WASNT HOW HE MEANT FOR IT TO GO

[squidissension]

yeah the sack a hotair they call a leader told me the other day
fuck if i wwas goin to deal wwith that bullshit
ivve givven up checking at the enforcement hub since fefs flat out gone vvris too
so im not the givven authority on wwho is or isnt around
but yeah wwindy one mentioned it fuckin obliquely wwhen i asked for her to check out the wweapon she and i had been wworkin on
or rather id been wworkin on and shed been bein ungrateful but wwhat else is neww wwith that species right

IT'S OK. IT'S GOOD. IT'S FINE.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, ARE YOU EXPECTING ME TO AGREE WITH YOU HERE? BECAUSE I'M NOT.
JOHN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU AND HE LET YOU KNOW SHE WAS GONE WITHOUT BEING A DOUCHE ABOUT IT.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE. I JUST LOOKED AT THAT MEMO.
AND DON'T START SAYING SHIT ABOUT JADE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T COTTON TO YOUR CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OR CRADLE IT WHILE ROCKING IT BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY LIKE YOU'RE APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HUMAN WIGGLERS.

TO BE FAIR I JUST LIKE HIM NEVER KNOWING ANYTHING.

[ihateyouetc]

FORGET IT. I'M NOT DOING THIS.
HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP MISSING THIS STUFF?
IT'S LIKE GAMZEE KEEPS THROWING HUMAN SHEETS OVER ME WITH HOLES CUT OUT OVER THE EYES SO I ONLY SEE WHAT'S DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME.
LIKE CIRCUS BLINDERS OR CIRCUS VISION OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW. THE POINT IS I SOMEHOW COMPLETELY MISSED THIS BECAUSE, SURPRISE!
IT'S BEEN SOME HORRIBLE RUNNING JOKE SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING THAT I ONLY EVER FIGURE IT OUT AFTER YOU TELL ME.
OR I GUESS AFTER STRIDER TELLS ME SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TEREZI WAS GONE.
SHIT.

ITS A WONDERFUL CHARACTER TRAIT ERIDAN DONT TRY TO ADVISE HIM

[squidissension]

oh
wwait you said wwhat like
wwhat do you mean jays
not wwhat did
oh
yeah wwoww you really do keep doin that
look no offense but you better wwork on that
its a pretty extreme character flaww and thats comin from me
especially you knoww for a leader
im not faultin you for it just sayin maybe wwork at it or somethin

How many comments do you have from me now

[callbacks]

i was hoping she was just asleep
for you know like weeks

A LOT, BUT THAT'S OK. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

BEFORE YOU ARRIVED I STARTED TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO TEXT ME.
A COUPLE TIMES A DAY I THINK? JUST TO LET ME KNOW THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.
THE IDEA WASN'T FLAWED EXCEPT FOR THE FACT IT RELIED ON EVERYONE ELSE TO ACTUALLY LET ME KNOW THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.
NOBODY DID IT ANYWAY AND THEY ALL SAID IT WAS A STUPID IDEA, BUT DAVESPRITE DISAPPEARED SHORTLY AFTER THAT FOR THE SECOND TIME SO THE JOKE WAS ON THOSE ASSHOLES.
MY IDEA WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS EVERYONE ELSE.
ANYWAY, I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A PLAUSIBLE ALTERNATE SOLUTION THAT'LL WORK.

[callbacks]

gps trackers

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S THE DUMBEST

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY...
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD DAMMIT, NO.
THAT'S A FUCKED UP IDEA.
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING OF IT.

[ihateyouetc]

WELL, IF I GOT THEM TO AGREE TO IT FIRST THEN IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE SPYING ON THEM OR ANYTHING.

[callbacks]

just get everybody to install a game on their phone that uses location
like dobbles
then its not actually being a stalking creep
also ill trade for the wild west one so if you find one of those my screenname is shady

[ihateyouetc]

YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO INSTALL THIS STUPID GAME AREN'T YOU.

[callbacks]

whats the worst thing that can happen

[ihateyouetc]

NOTHING, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SUSTAINED THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF DAMAGE TO MY THINKPAN IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS.
GIVEN THE CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD TODAY, THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
DAMN. WHERE'S VRISKA WHEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED HER?

[ihateyouetc]

THE GAME LOOKS LIKE A NON-LETHAL AND "CUTE" RIP OFF OF FIDUSPAWN ANYWAY.
GO SHOW TAVROS.
HE'LL PROBABLY PLAY IT WITH YOU.

[callbacks]

fine
but when everyones playing youll still be the only one who doesnt know whats going on
also youll miss out on this weird crab one
its got maracas

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN PLAY SOME GAME FOR GIRLS.

[riseup]

oh man, done and done.
i'll trade you a krinker for a lamij!

[callbacks]

i knew i could count on you
boop
no tradebacks