PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[squidissension]

theres wway more than that
you probably didnt evven realize you havve to alternate the outfits it wwas packaged wwith because apparently thats picked up on its sensors
because it might get dirty
sittin around screamin for no fucking reason
and on top a that you havve to dress it accordin to the changes in temperature
and support its head because it lacks that abilitiy inherently
okay actually this shit is gettin ridiculous youd think theyd be able to do somethin for themselvves

[roseate]

I think if I can take care of my drunk once and future mother,
And also multiple Daves,
Then I can probably handle a robot.
I'll take it, just give it back.

[squidissension]

okay
to be perfectly honest annoyance aside i think its been goin pretty wwell
just dont fuck up the avverage by dropping it dowwn the stairs or somethin
i dont knoww wwhat your academic future looks like but id rather mine not take a turn for the bleak because a your supposed experience

[roseate]

It isn't my fault if your grade can't handle one failed assignment.
You suddenly sound reluctant.
However I know this cannot be since you've spent this entire memo bitching about my lack of assistance.

[squidissension]

right theres nothin more reluctant than me sayin okay to your request

[roseate]

Can you please stop talking and just give me the damn baby.

[squidissension]

god youre insufferable
yes here
take it
you wwant a fuckin fanfare to accompany your acceptance a responsibility

[roseate]

I know you're apparently failing but you can't send this assignment to me over the internet.

[squidissension]

oh you are jokin
i assumed you wwere halfwway here
you mean you expect me to come to you and put it in your hands
do i need to help you inhale and expel oxygen as wwell
howw much self sufficiency do you lack wwitch
come here and pick him up if you want him so fuckin bad
im not doin you any favvors

[roseate]

I'm actually doing something with my time.
You can leave it with Karkat. I'll get it from John.

[squidissension]

wway to burden others wwith your irresponsibility
ill see if i get around to it

[roseate]

Yes, I'm so irresponsible not leaving my in the middle of my part time job to accommodate your lazy ass.
You've definitely shown me the error of my ways.
I'll go now and live a more respectable lifestyle of deferring to your every wish and whim.

[squidissension]

empty promises

[roseate]

Found out again.
It's really no wonder you're so popular.