PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[riseup]

probably in the future.
burn!!!

[callbacks]

oh snap
looks like you caught me out in my blatant misuse of phenomenal cosmic powers
looks like ill just have to go forward in time to the recent past of my heretofore mentioned future self and warn him about the shitty decision hes about to make
this timeline will split off but thats ok
ill come back
hope you like your davesprite
because youre going to have two of them to manage

[riseup]

oh my god, two davesprites is two davesprites too many.

[callbacks]

rude
he saved your life

[riseup]

holy shit, really????????

[callbacks]

you mean you havent heard
hold on let me get him i bet hell tell you all about it

[riseup]

no dude, listen to me.
it is going to be literally the best halloween costume ever.
the once-ler is making proton packs.
working ones!!!
you're in whether you like it or not.

[callbacks]

is davesprite going to be slimer

[riseup]

if you can force him out of his nest on halloween, sure.

[callbacks]

ok but next year were getting jade back and were doing what i want to do

[riseup]

ok.

[riseup]

what's your idea?

[callbacks]

ask future me next time you see him
otherwise its going to wait until next year