PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[roseate]

Since I spent most of my time systematically and violently dismantling every other construct I came across,
I'm afraid I don't know.
I liked the turtles.

[callbacks]

yeah they seemed marginally less migraine inducing than the naksters

[roseate]

They certainly had a lot of books.

[callbacks]

im not even sure my dudes could read
sometimes it made me feel kind of bad about taking all their money
but then id look one in its vacant walleyes and remember
nothing that dumb could survive without me
so might as well get paid for my services