PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[thneed]

The Once-ler. Nice to meet you.

[squidissension]

wwhat the hell kind a name is that
thats a fuckin title
like the prince a hope or
somethin else
the once-ler
wwhats that evven mean

[thneed]

It's just a name. It doesn't mean anything.

[squidissension]

wwell did you pick it or did someone givve it to you
obvviously it has some significance

[thneed]

My mom gave it to me.

[thneed]

It's not really significant.

It was kind of a typo on the birth certificate.

[squidissension]

your name wwas a typo
thats the stupidest thing ivve evver heard
what the fuck does once-ler evven mean i dont get it

[thneed]

Okay.

My name is just 'Once' and '-Ler' is my last name. Ma wasn't really paying attention filling out the form so a 'The' got in there, which isn't her fault at all and all mine.

Like you said, it sounds important and I'm going to be very important so that's my name. It's not stupid.

[squidissension]

your name wwas gonna be once
thats a hella name for a grub but wwhatevver

[thneed]

It's unique and nice name.

What's your name?

[squidissension]

sure
eridan ampora

[thneed]

Eridan's a weird name.

See, there you go.

[squidissension]

fuck you is eridan a wword
no
once is
i go to schoolfeedin evvery fuckin day and ivve nevver hear a anybody called somethin like a wword
like once
or a the

[thneed]

It's a great word and someone told me my name sounds like a superhero. I think that makes it better than a name that isn't even a real word, okay.

[squidissension]

its not a not real wword
its a name
a proper fucking noun and no im not havvin this discussion wwith you

[thneed]

My name is a proper noun and a real word. Therefore: Best name.

I think you're probably jealous you don't have a 'The' in front of your name, Eridan.

[squidissension]

wwhy wwould i be jealous a anythin you got goin on
wwhich is clearly nothin if you havve time to sit around defendin somethin that wwasnt evven your fault
ie your idiotic name

[thneed]

I have a lot going on! I'm amazing, you know.
So amazing I can have free time for making sure people don't mistake great names for stupid ones. Yeah!

[squidissension]

yeah
thats not howw it wworks

[thneed]

Yes, it does. I'm usually busy but there were babies so now I have free time while the thing.... robot naps.

You don't even know how it works.

[squidissension]

yeah i think i do

[thneed]

You don't.

[allons_y_alonso]

What?

[squidissension]

wwhat
thats not your actual name
its a fuckin title
im fucking AMAZED how often im havvin to go through this shit wwith people
about their OWWN names

[allons_y_alonso]

Well, it's not the name my family gave me, but I've been using it like one for centuries! And the island thinks it's my name, it's what it says on my doorplate and everything! You wouldn't know any differently if I hadn't told you!