PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ihateyouetc]

AUSPISTICISM IS THE CONCILIATORY QUADRANT ON THE SIDE OF BLACK ROMANCE, KNOWN AS THE ASHEN QUADRANT. HUMANS HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME GRASPING THIS ONE FOR SOME REASON, SO I'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT THE BEST I CAN.
AGAIN, TO HAVE BLACK FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE COULD INCLUDE THIS QUADRANT AND NOT THE CALIGINOUS QUADRANT. AS ALWAYS, IT'S GOOD TO CLARIFY IF SOMEONE ISN'T BEING SPECIFIC.
AN AUSPISTICE'S JOB IS PRETTY MUCH THANKLESS.
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, THEY DON'T REALLY GET ANYTHING OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP OTHER THAN THE SATISFACTION THEIR MEDDLING GIVES THEM FROM KEEPING A PAIR OF TROLLS FROM DELVING INTO A KISMESISSITUDE.
HUMANS HAVE A HARD TIME SEEING WHY THIS IS NECESSARY. THEY THINK, WHY NOT LET THE RELATIONSHIP CRASH INTO KISMESISSITUDE?
THE ANSWER IS THIS: IF AUSPISTICES JUST LET EVERYONE ENGAGE IN KISMESISSITUDES WHENEVER THEY FELT LIKE IT, THERE WOULD BE WIDESPREAD BLACK INFIDELITY. LIKE SERIOUSLY, THAT SHIT WOULD BE ALL OVER.
YOU CAN'T BE IN TWO KISMESISSITUDES. IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT -- BUT YOU CAN BE INVOLVED WITH AN AUSPISTICISM AND HAVE A KISMESISSITUDE.
IF WE LET BLACK INFIDELITY BE A PROBLEM, IT WOULD PROMOTE BITTERNESS AND THE WHOLE THING WOULD JUST TURN INTO A HUGE MESS AND GET WILDLY OUT OF HAND. NOT EVEN JUST IN A COMMON DECENCY SENSE, BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY EGOS IT WOULD BRUISE AND HOW MUCH TROUBLE IT WOULD CAUSE?
IT WOULD BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
IN AUSPISTICISM, THERE ARE THREE TROLLS INVOLVED. IN A TRUE AUSPISTICIZED RELATIONSHIP, ONLY ONE OF THE TROLLS INVOLVED IS THE AUSPISTICE.
SO WHILE THE AUSPISTICE IS IN AN AUSPISTICISM, THE OTHER TWO TROLLS IN THE AUSPISTICISM AREN'T AUSPISTICES EVEN IF THEY'RE ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A MEDIATOR IS THE CLOSEST HUMAN EQUIVALENT I'VE FOUND TO THIS RELATIONSHIP.