PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[riseup]

sure.
he also can't hate because he isn't real.
all i am saying is that his track record with humans is trying to be santa's kismesis, plus sometimes awkwardly hitting on people at the worst possible moment.
don't listen to him.

[thneed]

Oh noooooo. Santa is too real! You should be glad this isn't Whoville. That's an outrage.

But okay I won't listen to him.

[riseup]

haha, whoville.
if the grinch shows up, i hope he is the jim carrey version.
anyway, good! my work here is done.

[thneed]

What's the 'haha' for? I was being serious.
Jim Carrey version?

[riseup]

[thneed]

What is that? He's horrifying. Is that someone dressed up as the guy? They didn't do it right.

His Santa suit is much nicer.

[riseup]

that's the grinch!
sorry, i was assuming that you know him.
do you know him?

[thneed]

Of course I know him! Everyone where I'm from knows him. He's amazing.
I always watch his speech on TV during the Whoville Christmas celebrations.

[thneed]

I don't know who this Jim Carrey is but it's rude to dress up as him like that.